I'm Back, Muthafuckers!

He's back, and He's got a new trick!
Da Mastah is back and He's ten times as Slick as the last time,
The last time you saw Him,
Now you can see why you really adore Him!

That's right, boys and girls, I'm back in the Domain (or the forum at least), back to tantalize, mechanize, atomize and sodomize! Why the hiatus, you ask? I found Jesus!

You might have heard about the subsequent murder trial. Safe to say, there won't be a third coming. Sorry, christianity.

Hijo de puta had it coming, if you ask me...

Good to see you back, mate.

Thanks very much Mr G! But is it my imagination, or do you look a little different? Less strawy, shorter, and somewhat greener? It's a good look for you, in any case.

Mr g's got skurvy, or lurgee......one of the 'y/ee' sounding things anyway - either way he's gone green around the gills

Oh, and welcome back....whoever you are

Good to see you Back Da Mastah

Ah, that explains it. I thought it might've been the result of him taking part in some sort of alien bukkake party. That's the image I choose to believe, anyway.

Oh, and cheers, Wazo!

Good to see you back Da Masta, i would say i have missed you but...well you know

Yes, I know... it's been hard for you to carry on without my beautiful self. Well, here's a little something just for you!



Grrr!

Rhyming Him with Him....pure genius


I have no idea who you are but welcome back mate

Welcome back mate