stueyboy
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RE: Alice Goodwin
Blimey, the way Alice is playing with her dress at the moment it almost looks like she's got the urge to take it off completely!!
Don't do it Alice, Offcom will nail you good and proper!
Fellas, does anybody out there watch Elite TV on their TV? I was just wondering as it seems like the camera guys are forgetting about the on screen graphics again. Alice is looking amazing standing up on that Set, and doing lots of turning round for the callers, but on my TV her bum usually stays hidden behind the graphics.
Wouldn't it be great if the camera could just zoom out a little bit more, say 12 inches more, so that Alice's beautiful bum wasn't hidden behind those graphics??
It would only be a small, subtle change, but for anybody else watching on TV, don't you wish the camera would adjust for the graphics a bit more often??
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Webbiola
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RE: Alice Goodwin
I for one would like further clues preferably well in advance of the 28th. This is going to take some planning. First of all the supplies, beer, snacks, maybe a curry later (note to self....pull up trousers next time you pay the delivery boy/girl at the front door on a Friday night) lotions etc. Second, how to get free uninterrupted access to tv on a Friday night just before half term? Tricky this one. Yeah, I've got it. Have a word with yummy mummies at school gates tomorrow and see if I can arrange a sleepover for my little 'un with one of her friends. Third and this is the real problem, the missus. Do I go down the Hexit route and get her involved (not that Hexit has got my wife involved you understand at least not to my knowledge but you know what I mean) maybe persuade her to foot the bill for the phone call. No. no, no who am I kidding, never gonna happen. She will kick me out, I know she will. So what to do? Got it. Record the remaining footy play offs and play them back to back starting at 6pm on Friday and bore her into submisson. Thoughtfully record Coronation Street, Eastenders, Loose Women and Glee and leave the DVD upstairs on the bed with a pink ribbon round it so she can watch it upstairs in bed.
You see Jamie. Do you see what you've done!
(This post was last modified: 18-05-2010 21:08 by Webbiola.)
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18-05-2010 21:06 |
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Robot Devil
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RE: Alice Goodwin
funniest post of the year. that has me in stitches webbi. it is a dilemma though; what if it turns out we're wrong, imagine the disappointment, the anti climax, a wasted load of cash on kleenex !
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK... THEN SHE SAW ME NAKED AND NOW SHE'S AFRAID OF THE LIGHT
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