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RE: Elle - Early Bird/The Pad
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26-06-2010 06:43 |
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RE: Elle - Early Bird/The Pad
The nerve of someone to post pictures of Elle on this ... the FS thread.
Well yes, the difference between a 'request' and a 'campaign' is the build up, demonstrated by the weeks of effort by everyone that went into the "El Bikini" campaign. Fortunately we saw it through to the end when Elle was finally defeated and she ceded to our demands because we're big, tough men (please don't hurt me Elle, I know not what I say).
The "Elle Diablo" thing would lack the necessary anticipation if we didn't have to work for it (plans are afoot, as we speak), so I'm looking forward to plenty more bikini-related awesomeness from Elle for quite a while to come. Just like this morning.
Oh ... "enhanced" DGxxx?? ... I hope that's a euphemism for being 'drunk on Elle' because I'm straight edge all the way (except for that time I shook hands with snooker great Kirk Stevens outside the Hexagon, Reading and saw "mind-butterflies" for a week).
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26-06-2010 09:56 |
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RE: Elle - Early Bird/The Pad
(26-06-2010 08:25 )rickhardo Wrote: I know FS is a man of action (most of it illegal)
For the record; my actions are 40% illegal, 38% immoral and 22% aimed in the direction of the gorgeous redhead with the big boobies on my tv screen.
( Once, I managed all 3 at the same time and made a sound like a wounded vuvuzela).
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26-06-2010 11:21 |
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DGxxx
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RE: Elle - Early Bird/The Pad
(26-06-2010 09:56 )Forum Style Wrote: Oh ... "enhanced" DGxxx?? ... I hope that's a euphemism for being 'drunk on Elle' because I'm straight edge all the way (except for that time I shook hands with snooker great Kirk Stevens outside the Hexagon, Reading and saw "mind-butterflies" for a week).
enhanced - increased or intensified in value or beauty or quality
I am struggling to fit all parts of that definition to you FS, but you get the general idea.
The was no suggestion of chemically assisted enhancement - I'm sure it just occurred naturally. Similarly, I believe that your overly developed right arm muscles are purely as a result of your continual dedication to "training" and that no steroids were involved.
I bet Kirk told you the pale white dust on his hands was chalk as well.
(26-06-2010 11:21 )Forum Style Wrote: For the record; my actions are 40% illegal, 38% immoral and 22% aimed in the direction of the gorgeous redhead with the big boobies on my tv screen.
(Once, I managed all 3 at the same time and made a sound like a wounded vuvuzela).
You are lucky you didn't end up in hospital. You could have quite easily ended up with a nasty sprain if you were not careful.
D G x x x
(This post was last modified: 26-06-2010 16:23 by DGxxx.)
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26-06-2010 13:43 |
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RE: Elle - Early Bird/The Pad
(26-06-2010 13:43 )DGxxx Wrote: enhanced - increased or intensified in value or beauty or quality
I am struggling to fit all parts of that definition to you FS, but you get the general idea.
I most certainly do ... and I'll take 2 out of 3 (I don't mind that you question my value). And I always stretch before watching Elle on tv to avoid a sprain (though I did have a nasty pull this morning).
One thing though ... so far, Elle has worn (shall we say) "novelty" bikinis. She did look lovely dressed as a banana and a rainbow (respectively) but the ultimate is still a simple, figure-hugging, single-colour bikini so as not to deflect attention away from that body after which we all lust. Until that day, my right arm will merely be 'in training' for the big game (even if I have to bring myself off at half time).
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26-06-2010 16:31 |
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