Handjob, give me a hand here.......

not what u think by the title lol, im no cherryryder.....yet

but seriously............none of u pusses laugh lol, but i havent done any "intimate" stuff with a girl yet. ive had sex several times like at festivals wer its in out and done.

but ive like just got a new girlfriend, and its like wen wer in bed kissin its goin to happen probaly and well.....what do u do wen u cum? just let that shit happen all over u and sleep? help lol

Hey JC, my tip? When she starts, roll onto your side facing her. This has several benefits, the ones she thinks your doing it for, such as easy access for kissing, fondling etc., and the reason you're really doing it for, which is so that when you pop your cork it doesn't go all over your t-shirt. If it's your bed and you plan on sleeping in it later, shove a folded towel over it. You're 18 right? I hope I don't sound condecending saying this, but if your parents do the laundry make a big show of fake sneezing. You know what the stains on the sheets are and so do they, but it gives them (mams especially!) a convenient fake excuse to latch onto, thus avoiding awkward conversations.

Also, don't do the the typical bloke thing, panicking afterwards and either buggering off home as soon as it's over or kicking the girl out when it's done! Obviously you'll want to return the favour, but if circumstances don't allow then make sure to say thank you, kiss her a lot and show your appreciation. She's less likely to feel used that way, increasing your chances of it happening again or even going further next time.

There, friendly advice from your Uncle Worzel Hope it's of some use

-EDIT- Don't brag to all of your mates the next day, saying how great/dirty she was. No good ever comes of it!

pmsl great stuff iam not laughing at you JohnnyChrist it takes me back
just relex mate and go with the flo..do what ben stiller did in some thing about mary don't go out with a loaded gun lol put senoisy just stay cool and relex she might have the same worrys you got. don't get to drunk or you might make a c*nt of it stay cool..
let me know how you get no johnny

DR bree

Another tip... If I know I'm going out to meet a girl and theres even half a sniff of "getting some". I'll always have a good five knuckle shuffle before I leave. It's always handy when tryin to reduce your chances of going a bit too soon, if you catch me drift.

My old room mate at uni got a hand job off a girl and she got a bit to vigorous and snapped his banjo string. The rest of us laughed, he did'nt see the funny side.

thanks guys

mr G, urs is really good thanks, i wil stay after obv lol, last weekend we wer in bed kissin and i just think she was a bit nervous so i didnt press er for it, and she was on the "blob" if you get me, so i couldnt really do anything to her, and i think shes a virgin tbh.

but il let u boyos know how it goes, thanks again

JohnnyChrist Wrote:not what u think by the title lol, im no cherryryder.....yet

but seriously............none of u pusses laugh lol, but i havent done any "intimate" stuff with a girl yet. ive had sex several times like at festivals wer its in out and done.

but ive like just got a new girlfriend, and its like wen wer in bed kissin its goin to happen probaly and well.....what do u do wen u cum? just let that shit happen all over u and sleep? help lol

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww gutted!
was hoping for a free handjob after reading the title, you got me all excited!

hahahahahah i thought that would bring in the view ahhhaah

but no no free handjob here...............unless its from the babe channel babes!!!!

hi guys, sorry ive been away for a few weeks, was working away from home and had no internet access at all!!! was gutted!!

but...........it happened on valentines night, mr G, thanks for ur advice i used a towel lol, and for returning the favour i had to wait till the weekend after lol cs she was on the blob lol. but it went well, and its all good, so thanks guys

glad things work out JohnnyChrist