Review of last night's show

Don't worry about it Ally. There must be someone around though.

I was glad when my favourites were on holiday as it gave me chance to get my head down for a bit. You lot will have to forgive me if my reviews get sketchy from time to time. It rather depends on how much sleep I get! I told Paige that I can't dream anymore, which is maybe a good thing as I might dream that I saw something, think it was real and review it!

Anyway Sky guys, and indeed girls (Yeah, we need a girl, to get a female perspective on things!), the door is open.......

BS1 freeview -

(Hmm.... Roger and The Watcher covered some of it, but I'll do a quick run-thru anyway..... )

11pm - Louise, blue top, black knickers and stockings.
11:49 - Lolly, leopard print bikini, black stockings.
12:19 - Lolly came off the phone, and the constant xtreme ad that Roger spoke of began....
12:36 - Lolly back on the phone
1:17 - Split screen with Lolly and Tammy. Tammy AGAIN on that chaise lounge, dressed this time with a green/blue see- thru bra, black knickers and green/blue stockings.
1:36 - Tammy took overLolly's bed.
2:10 - Camilla, green and black bikini. Quickly got naked.
3:17 - Megan, same outfit that she wore on Xtra and Tameland.
4:02 - Rochelle, pink bra and knickers, fishnets.
4:35-4:54 - Lolly, pink bra and knickers, stockings.

EDIT - A quick tally from the channels says 61mins of Tammy full screen, and 48mins split screen. She appeared a few times at the side of the screen advertising.

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

THanks guys for your reviews;it seems I didnt miss much unless you like Lolly which I dont! It seems that I wouldnt have seen much of LOUISE or TAMMY either! HAPPY DAYS! But I wish Cellcast would even out the airtime of all the girls;ESPECIALLY on Freeview!

(24-07-2010 10:19 )munch1917 Wrote:  Don't think I saw Rochelle after midnight, and I didn't see Sugar at all, did she cancel, or was she on light duties?

Definitely no Sugar then.

munch

I'm not too surprised as the list for last night had 8 girls and we all know who makes Cellcast the most money and wouldnt be refused shifts dont we! 8 girls was obviously at least 2 too many from what I've heard about the show!

The night before last with 6 girls was definitely the best in terms of screen time. Jada got a great run that night and she officially became a top favourite that night.

(24-07-2010 15:19 )Rogerbee Wrote:  The night before last with 6 girls was definitely the best in terms of screen time. Jada got a great run that night and she officially became a top favourite that night.

YES I thought it was very good BUT because Jada had such a long section at the beginning of BSXtra Freeview (VERY GOOD as usual though!) it probably meant that LOUISE (another of my favourites) missed her slot and was relegated to just 30 minutes at the end (Freeview) of the show! I was really looking forward to seeing LOUISE in a longish section and felt short-changed!

Last night (Friday) Tammy was again shamefully under-used. I calculated her total full screen solo time to be 64 minutes, but what the hell, 64 or 61, it was just not good enough. Even Charlie O'Neal used to get more than that on the odd occasions she was allowed onto the night show. If things continue like this BS will be lucky if Tammy doesn't follow her out the door.

There seemed to be a killjoy in charge last night - only Camilla gave anything like her normal show. Like many others I was looking forward to Candy and Lolly teaming up for a 2-4-1 and expected fireworks if it happened. What we got was a damp squib - they seemed to have been told to keep it tame. There were a few token nipple licks/sucks but that was the only real interaction and even in a couple of those they used the old Freeview dodge of turning their head to obstruct the camera's view of what they were doing. Lolly wasn't entirely subservient to this policy though - at one point she twice in quick succession used the cameraman's attempted censorship to her own advantage. Nice one, Lolly! Tammy, in addition to being given very little screen time, also seemed to have 'keep it tame' orders. In her second stint she didn't even fully remove her top.

(24-07-2010 09:42 )Rogerbee Wrote:  We then had what seemed like 10mins of Xtreme ads before a sheepish Lolly came back to tell us she'd been told off. What for!?! Yet again, I didn't see her do anything wrong.

15 mins, actually. As Munch says, Lolly often makes up banter about being told off but it's just possible there could have been some truth in what she said. She'd been plugging Xtreme on the mic, which is always likely to tempt her into trouble, and could have said something she shouldn't but on Freeview we only heard the start and finish of what she was saying 'cos all the rest was wiped out by an Xtreme video ad in the now customary ill-mannered BS fashion. Only Sky viewers can tell us if she said anything out of order. This incident shows us the level of intelligence we're dealing with at BS. They have a girl on camera telling viewers IN DETAIL about Xtreme and how to get it, but then blast her off Freeview screens with a video ad that does nothing beyond announcing the channel's existence. All the detail about the show presumably went out on the platform that doesn't actually carry it. Dimwits.

Tameland had what must have been one of its tamest nights ever. So much for any expectations of immediate improvement now that Channel Five is owned by someone who made his pile from soft porn and sex chat lines.

Tammy's TL split screen appearance was just a joke. I've never understood the point of putting a fresh girl on for the last 15 mins, unless maybe for a quick 2-4-1, but to do it split screen is senseless. Tammy was taken off after 5 mins, it was evident that she wasn't getting any calls. Hardly surprising really - anyone wanting to call her had probably long since given up hope and gone to bed.

Morning all;YES its me! I took a chance as my son was in his room earlyish again;BUT I was rumbled so might not try again unless hes working nights! I tried BS1 till midnight and BSXTra as GEORGIE,STEVIE and SIDNEY (three of my favourites!) were on! BS1 very predictable really;just an advert for BSXtreme! Lolly was on first going topless.
At 11.34 Tiffany took over BUIT want topless;normal Tiffany!
At 11.51 GEORGIE was on;so I didnt see much of her!
So BSXTRa.
STEVIE was on first naked from the start;Geri took naked photos of her in the bath!
At 01.17 SIDNEY was on going topless and showing off her marvellous titties!
At 01.38 Lolly joined her;both went braless and there was kissing,tit play and tit licking!
At 02.23 Lolly was on solo braless doing her "usual" things.
At 03.20 Candy was on solo going braless and with her pants pulled down a bit! It was good to see her again;I like her "new" hair colour.
At 04.01 Tiffany joined her BUT kept her bra on and everything covered!
At 04.13 Tiffany was on solo till the end BUT only briefly went topless towards the end! So for me a disapponting show with no GEORGIE on BSXtra;most unusual! I didnt see the "new" girl Leigh either! I wont be keeping my recording as SIDNEY was much better and on for longer last Wednesday;I'm keeping that;GEORGIE naked as well! Tiffany seems to be getting more restrained as well since going "naked" regularly on recent shows!Anyway please keep sending your reports in and I will try and catch up later on. I probably cant record until next Friday at the earliest BUT will read on here what I miss! Thanks guys.Bye for now.

Nice one Big B!

I left BS1 at 12 to see some live action from Lolly, oh.... my... GOD!!! When I got back to BS1, Georgie and Tiff were doing a 2-4-1 and doing their level best to ruin each others lipstick!

As you said, on Xtra, Stevie was doing a good long naked section before being replaced by Sidney. Over on 94 after I got back from more Lolly action, Tiff was solo then she was replaced by Candy. She looked incredible! Another favourite!

Over on PL, Georgie was doing a nice section in the oven. You could still see Tiff's lipstick all over her legs! She'd been busy, it looked, at a glance, like she'd been groped by an octopus!

Yet again, tiredness took its toll and I headed to bed, yet again not to dream!

Tameland freeview -

1am - A quick glance at Leah, as Georgie took over. Georgie topless, wearing yellow knickers and green knee socks.
2:05 - Tiffany joined Georgie for a 2-4-1, immediately framing one of Georgie's nipples in lipstick. Tiffany was wearing a black see-thru bra, black knickers and red fishnets. Tiffany then orally applied some lipstick to Georgie's lips. Much boob groping and some kissing ensured.
2:20 - Tiffany full screen.
2:39 - Leah appeared, split screen, on the chaise lounge.
Don't think I've seen her before. Long blonde hair, slim. Certainly not shy on the mic. On this occasion wearing a black bra, knickers and stockings.
3am - Leah went full screen. Moved about a fair bit too, standing up, bending over....
3:28- Sidney split screen, back in the shiny studio. Wearing all black
3:54 - Sidney full screen (her picture ad came up at the changeover, proclaiming "Sydney".... I knew it! )
A bottle of oil got thrown at her, which then got applied to her boobs.
4:11 - Stevie, in a green top and blue knickers.
5:09 - Candy split screen, white bed black background. Wearing a black and white spotted bikini.
5:14-5-30 - Candy joined Stevie for a 2-4-1. Touchy feely stuff.
Pretty good stuff really, not quite as "tame" as some occasions.

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"