The consolidation trend will continue, with all babeshows being operated by the same Luxenburg registered consortium, BabeCon SA.
Our favourite British inner city honeys will have been replaced by cheaper labour from Prague, China and the Middle East, giving an unusual range of babes who show everything except their bits / ones posing sideways wearing pointy hats and birds showing their bits but nothing else.
One token independent channel will operate out of a pub back room in Rutland, have just 2 presenters and manage 4 hours output a week. A "Back in 10 min" notice will go up whenever a customer needs a pint or the cattle need milking.
A quarter of the channels will be +1 just like Living, Gold, Bravo, Dave, etc.
One channel will show continuous bloopers from live and recorded shows.
Another will feature spectacularly ugly and stupid members of the public who are convinced that they are the next big thing stripping badly and hurling insults at judges in a "talent" show before being gunged.
3 channels will concentrate on behind the scenes "documentaries" about the making of babe shows, interviews with next weeks presenters and completely unrealistic "reality" setups. The more exciting shows will feature 2 unstable prima donnas, one thong and pair of granny pants between them and only one good position in front of the camera.
Several "classic" channels will show endless repeats from previous years, but only safe content that they cannot sell online. One will be called Bave.
One channel will feature an agressive presenter making chavs watch baeshows in front of their wives and an unsympathetic studio audience. The advanced shows will have the viewer sat between his wife and a popular presenter, then get the two women to mud wrestle for the TV remote. This will alternative with "gritty" investigative TV journalism where someone films inside a strip pub, gets a job as a TV babe or goes to Florida wearing an "I
BP" T-shirt.
The remaining channels will show solid imported American content, badly standards converted and dubbed underwater by Albanians, with 12 minutes of advertising per hour for plain black hair dye, a "relationship" not-dating site, injury lawyers, insurance comparison websites, and a build-your-own-babe magazine partwork.
The most popular channels will stop broadcasting at midnight and hand over to QVC, Live Bingo and psychic channels.
Just like ITV and Channel 5.