I personally think the criticisms leveled at some of the girls on Elite this week has gone over the top. If the babe shows were outlawed tomorrow it would be a black day indeed. If Elite finished tomorrow? Well, I think that would be a day for mourning. We are very lucky people to get the likes of Danica, Alice, Kitty, Sammie, Dionne et al performing on our screens and at the risk of repeating myself........all for FREE! Yes, that's right, free, nada, nothing! No contract, no fee, no hidden charges! Amazing really when you think about it. Now, I have heard that some people like to phone or text. Well perhaps things are a little less clear here. Did the girl you phoned or texted deliver? All down to the individual I guess. If you didn't get what you wanted you can complain I guess but not really sure how or what the point would be. Probably you won't call again. That's their loss I guess. It is a competitive environment but the market is so huge the reality is no one will lose too much sleep over a few disgruntled callers.
There is a recession on though and it shows. It's anecdotal but to my eyes things seem quiet. There was a time when any 241 would guarantee wall to wall phone calls but not at the moment. If Sammie had got 30 texts the other night rather than the handful she actually got (she only read out 3 I think) maybe, just maybe she would have fully delivered and saved a lot of acrimony. The acrimony though has come from in the main non texters (I hold my hands up too) up in arms apparently for the benefit of those that did. If I was Sammie I would put a higher price than 3 or 4 texts on those glorious boobs too (giving a target figure would have helped and encouraged sceptics like me to get involved. I am more than happy to be number 29 out of 30 as I am a Yorkshireman after all).
We all should just chill. Enjoy the weekend, have a beer, some vino. Take your loved one out for a nice meal. It's just gorgeous women on tv performing for free but trying to make a living by tease, by torment, by denying us the thing we want, by giving us what we want, by wearing sometimes what we want, by turning up 2 or 3 times a week and putting in long shifts, by not turning up, by experimenting, by continually doing the same thing, by wearing see through panties, by wearing 2 or 3 pairs of panties. It's not life and death. It's supposed to be FUN.
Step back a pace and reflect on what's happening in the world. Who gives a fuck about what we think about the way Kitty only showed her left breast fully on the 26th April for 23 minutes when on a previous show it was both breasts for 57 minutes (I am exaggerating but you know the kind of stuff we continually debate). Let us reconnect with our sense of humour and fun, give the girls a break and accept the foibles that may irritate which aren't going to change, no more than you're finally going to piss in the toilet and not on the seat. I am not advocating that criticism should be banished just keep some perspective and let us all get on. I didn't join this forum to piss off gorgeous models!