The Tropical Hardwood That Dares To Speak Its Name

Does anyone know why the word "te*k" is changed to "cootes" whenever I preview my posts (the asterisk is "a"). I feel a right stupid muffin whenever I am referring to Dionne Mendez's nipples as being hewn from cootes. I'm fed up of using mahogany.

(23-08-2010 20:49 )Dan Volatile Wrote:  Does anyone know why the word "te*k" is changed to "cootes" whenever I preview my posts (the asterisk is "a"). I feel a right stupid muffin whenever I am referring to Dionne Mendez's nipples as being hewn from cootes. I'm fed up of using mahogany.

Use ebony, that's a hardwood, you stupid count.

(24-08-2010 22:06 )CaptainVimes Wrote:  Use ebony, that's a hardwood, you stupid count.

It's also the wrong colour you ignorant twot.

(24-08-2010 23:45 )Dan Volatile Wrote:  It's also the wrong colour you ignorant twot.

Now you are just teaking the piss!

A review of tropical hardwood trees has now been carried out and teak has been readmitted to the family.

woohoo we got wood....