Have you ever?

No

Have you ever puked in a girls mouth whilst kissing her?

No

Have you ever wondered who'd win if Superman fought He-Man?

Yes

Have you ever tried to hide the fact a pet had died by replacing it?

Yes

Have you ever wished it was the 80s again?

No... but I wish it was..

Have you ever cheated in a card game?

Yes


Have you ever had a wank whilst at work?

yes

Have you ever walked into work late and said out loud to your boss I don't give a shit?

Oh God yeah plenty of times.


Have you ever filmed your wife/girlfriend whilst having sex and not told her?

No

Have you ever tried to sell Vivid a grainy 62 minute video of yourself having sex with someone who kinda looks like Lindsay Lohan?

Wher'd you hear about that?

Have you ever shit yourself?