Have you ever?

no

Have you ever cried in the rain?

No

Have you ever ate anyone's porridge & then shit in the woods???

No

Have you ever took a upskirt photo without the persons knowledge

No

So tell me have you ever really - really, really ever loved a woman?

Yes

Have you ever wondered just how happy Laura's mirrors must be?

No

Have you called out another girls name during sex?

Yes

Have you ever had a threesome with two women?

No

Have you ever called out your own name during sex?

No but I'm gonna

Have you ever got so drunk you've shit ya pants

No


have you ever pissed in a wardrobe whilst drunk convinced it was a porterloo?