Have you ever?

I'm afraid I've not had the pleasure of that yet....

Have you ever found a holiday not live up to expectations?

Yeah went to Ibiza when I was a bit younger, it was shit squared


Have you ever passed out on a sun lounger at the beach while on holiday

Nope

Have you ever licked something you shouldnt?

... Probably when i was a kid

Have you ever been to the shop to buy Tampons for someone... I hope it was for someone

(21-10-2010 14:59 )mitchell Wrote:  ... Probably when i was a kid

Have you ever been to the shop to buy Tampons for someone... I hope it was for someone

On many occassions, always ultra purple.

Have u ever had a wet fart?

No

Have you ever had a car crash?

No, i ride a tricycle. 0 to 3mph in 12 Flintstone foot thrusts... I'm too big to pedal.

Have you ever been a been to see a pantomime since you was 5 years old & went with school???

No


Have you ever played the virgin Mary in a school play

No

Have you ever had Sex with a Virgin called Mary ?

No, the names Mitchell not jesus, although i have been known to turn water into vodka, just don't tell the pisshead down the street who pays £15 a bottle.

Have you ever wished you was born in a barn???