Have you ever?

Yeah,the c**t, and i dont even drive lol

Have you accidentlly shat yourself whilst "Straining" for a piss?

Can't say I have but I'm still young and this might happen when I'm old


Have you ever seen a pregnant woman and thought to yourself 'who would make something that ugly pregnant'

oh yes

have u ever been having a wank when a image of a family member pops into your head

yeah...

Have you ever, upon hearing that someone's fence has blown down, clapped your hands, rubbed them together and said "nice!" ?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

yes

have u ever knocked down a fence?

Many times.

Have you ever dared to sit through a full episode of Peter Andre?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

i just can't!!

have u ever knocked one out watching katie price

Yeah, but I'm alright now.

Have you ever walked out of a hospital blind drunk, and had a piss against the front of the building - with several nurses watching?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

no, your on your on there

have u ever asked a gf to dress up as a nurse?

No but i did ask a nurse to dress up as my girlfriend & asked her to get me another beer from the fridge.

Have you ever had some alone time in a hospital bed.... Have some respect will you you sick fuck...