Have you ever?

The hospital bed is one bed where I haven't.. mind you, never had a long spell in a hospital..

Have you ever waited in a dark room for someone to return and then surprise them?

Yeah, it was a tight fit & she screamed like a good girl.

Have you ever been surprised in a dark room...

not a dark room, the lights were on...

Have you ever thrown a sickie from work to have a day out at the seaside?

not at seaside, but plenty of times

have u ever ran from a farm animal

Yes, a bloody big evil cockerel that lives near our workshop.

Have you ever spent over an hour writing something, only to accidentally delete it without saving?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

yep, been there got t shirt

have u ever thrown a snowball at police officers?

No But i once pegged a copper only for him to chase me down the street then give me it back


Have you ever, while trying to get a car out of the snow, slipped and nutted the bonnet

not the bonnet but head butted door

have u ever been barred from a pub one day been so pissed u forget and go back the next day?

Nope, I've got an amazing talent when it comes to things like that


Have you ever sent one of the babe channel girls a naked pic?

No, I was fully clothed..

Have you ever ran on to the playing field of your football team after the match?