Have you ever?

Yeah, twice


Have you ever been hit in the face with a football

Oh yeah... bloody hurt! No pain no gain though

Have you ever called one of the babes while your girlfriend / wife was still in the house?

nope


have u ever bumped into an ex and deliberately blanked them

Yes - she deserved it

Have you ever been talked into giving to a charity or buying something from a door salesman?

no i'm like the grinch

have u ever stopped a fight and been hit?

No

Have you ever broke a tooth while eating a chocolate bar?

no, i'm only 23


have u ever cut yourself shaving

yes

Have you ever been stuck in a lift

No, lifts scare me


Have you ever eaten dog food

woof

Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free