Have you ever?

Yes and Vice Versa

Have you ever spat in someones dinner?

yes and i enjoyed watching them eat it


have u ever smiled at a crocodile?

No

Have you ever been thrown out of a zoo

no


have u ever put a cat in a wheelie bin?

no

have you ever smelt an elephants fart

probably, at zoo they always smell of shit

have u ever lied about santa to kids?

Yes

Have you ever re-gifted a present you got?

Yes, i re-gifted an elephants fart with a, "Right back at ya dumbo".

Have you ever ate the mince pie & drank the glass of milk your neighbours kids left out for Father Christmas while stumbling home on Christmas eve???

Yes, but it wasn't milk it was sherry.


Have you ever shared a house with a group of people and hated one of them so much that the day you moved out, you emptied some of their Listerine (the brownish-coloured variety) down the sink, topping up the deficit with urine and putting it back on the bathroom shelf?

No but that's cruel


Have you ever hid smelly fish/cheese in somebody's room/car