Have you ever?

Not fish or cheese, but I hid the remains of the Xmas turkey under the floorboards behind the cooker when I moved out of a flat once (revenge on the worst landlady I've ever had in my life!)



(I won't ask have you ever because everybody has) Do you still pee in the sink?

No, not in a long time


Have you ever felt a strangers bum only for them to turn round and slap you

Yes, drunk in a club many years ago, thought it was a girl I knew...whoops...she had a lovely arse though


Have you started a conversation with somebody (whilst sober), thinking they're somebody you know, only to realise they're a complete stranger a few minutes in?

^ says a lot about me

oh yes!!!


Have u ever tried to pull a former teacher?

I had the hots for my geography teacher in high school.... but all the guys in the class did. She was fit.

Have you ever tried to pull a married woman you work with?

Yeah, I love a bit of Desperate housewife bored of her husband sex


Have you ever found Jeff Stelling attractive

no...

Have you ever come back to your car to find the window smashed in? (It happened to me last night.... )

yes the bastards

have u ever stubbed your toe and lost the nail?

Ouch stubbed loads of toes but never lost the nail


Have you ever knocked a Christmas tree over while intoxicated

yes and not in my house!!

have u ever thrown up in a taxi?