Have you ever?

Not a taxi, I have on a night bus


Have you ever ditched a taxi without paying

no i'm an angel

have u ever knocked xmas tree over and blamed someone else?

(13-12-2010 23:52 )eyesonly4u Wrote:  no i'm an angel

have u ever knocked xmas tree over and blamed someone else?

Yeah the one at work, Blamed the cleaners


Have you ever bought a new tv while drunk (I've just done it, might regret that in the morning)

no i hide my credit card if i know i will be having a session


have u ever punched a midget?

Nope but i did accidently kick one of Santas little helpers at a shopping centre once though


Have you ever sat on Santas lap as an adult?

Yeah when drunk, but he wasn't the real Santa


Have you ever opened all your presents before Christmas day

Only opened 3 before xmas day and then felt guilty and stopped.

Have you ever cheaped out on a secret santa gift and bought someone some crap from poundland?

every year


have u ever hit a man in a santa suit?

Not this week

Have you ever got home pissed after a night out, climbed the stairs on your hands and knee's, and then realised you were still on the bus!!

no, but the thought of u doing it makes me smile!


have u ever seen an old person fall over on ice and laughed so loud u have got dirty looks?