Have you ever?

Only if it's a very old lady and only if it's a particularly heavy fall....


have you ever been so drunk you've bought a whole salmon and a set of saucepans on the way home (and not even remembered the saucepans until you found them in the cupboard under the sink sometime in January.......)

no , but it sounds like a fun night


have u ever cut your hair whilst drunk and woke up to find a dodgy barnet

No, I've done it when I was younger, had to wear a hat for a couple of weeks as the rents thought it would be a good lesson to learn and not pay to get it sorted



Have you ever given a drunk friend a haircut, without them knowing

No

Have you ever attached a sign saying "kick me" to a mate while they were asleep?

No to them been asleep yes when they've been awake


Have you ever had your head in a bog

yes.

Have you ever been laid in a bed, when it suddenly collapses?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

not a bed but a sunlounger yes

have u ever slammed someone elses finger in a door by accident?

no

have you ever gone to sleep at home and wake up somewhere else?

No but that sounds quite freaky


Have you ever worn a gimp outfit

No.

Have you ever woken up to find several people in the room who weren't there when you went to sleep?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"