You Can Tell it's Christmas when:

When you have to put sunglasses on when driving at night due to the neighbours competing to attract the attention of passers by in the area*



*in other words anybody within 10 miles of the glow

When my chilblains start playing up. i guess i could be kind and move them to a bigger jar

The radio has to play 40 year old Christmas records, because they haven't produced any recent ones.... because of Simon Cowell and his X Factor wannabees

the binmen start saying good morning!

old people fall over in the street in front of u to give u a laugh!!

TV shows that I watch get taken off air.

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

They wheel out Noddy Holder

They show a Bond film, a Star Wars film or bloody Mary Poppins

When people who can't sing try and make a single (TVXBabes)



But at least they look good

When a famous grouse struts across the screen