Have you ever?

yeah, bit unnerving

have u ever pulled the tail of an animal?

No never a tail


Have you ever knocked one out while watching GMTV

no i never fancied eamon holmes


have u ever tried it on with one of your mums friends?

No, I'm not into necrophilia

Have you ever blown a trumput into a toilet overflow pipe to scare the shit out of someone snapping one off in trap 3.

no but it sounds funny!!


have u ever ran a marathon in a superhero outfit?

no

have you ever had a threesome with two sisters?

had sisters but not at same time


have u ever chatted up a celeb?

Yep but Timmy Mallet still didnt give me his number

Have you ever been on tv?

only crimewatch


have u ever punched a wall and broken a bone in your hand?

yes

have you ever been in a high speed chase?