Which Babe Would You Shag/Would Be The Best In Bed?

Dannii wouldn't be bad (and a threesome with Lucy Zara would be mindblowing) but if you're talking about a girl who would really get stuck in how about Tammy Oldham? She's the sort of girl my mother used to warn me about and I spent much of my teen years trying to find!

Adele comes across as so sweet and demure she'd probably say "thank you" afterwards

Leah Jaye would be pretty mind blowing as would Lucy Zara. Both of them at the same time would be heaven

Or: "Which girl would you prefer to take back to your hotel room?"
Can't believe I never posted here before.

Wow - this one really is about personal preference, isn't it? Cos I surely don't know who would be best in bed. Yes, they'd all be nice, most of them lovely, many unforgettable and some you might even propose to afterwards.
But my guess is I'd simply be all pathetic and simpering and "Oooh, thank you soooo much, baby" afterwards. That or "I'm so sorry" .
And during, of course, there'd be the inevitable moments of "Yeah? D'you like that? Yeah? How bout that, yeah? Like that? Ohh, you f*kin love that, dontcha?"
"Just shut up and fuck me will you? Yes I like it, now get on with it. Thankyou!*Gaahhd*"
*whimper*
Which would be terrible.

So I'm guessing that, for a truly memorable dirty shag, we're probably better off trawling the sea-front bars for a county-level slapper, out getting destroyed with her mates and willing to drop her knickers for a Bacardi Breezer. And let's face it, boys, they may not be the ones you want to admit to (or maybe they are, and you got really lucky! Hey,everybody gets one...), but we all know they're good!

Anyway, I didn't answer the original question.
My answer would have to be.......


Tiny thin Tia Jones; she wouldn't take up a lot of space so you can toss and turn all you want in your sleep and you'll have masses of room to do it. Obvious, really.

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

I reckon Kitty Lea would be a great fuck. Also, I bet Dionne Daniels isn't so innocent. Would take you bloomin' ages to get off her numerous pairs of knickers, though.

There is one name that I AM surprised never made this list....


Danica! Looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and... well, that's the thing... knowing that, would she not be on your list?

Donna Duke. So effortlessly sexy that if she was to charge £1.50/min
for a real life encounter until the time you came, I would have enough
change from a fiver to buy a bag of chips on my way home.

Definitely Kitty Lea or Alexa Heart would be a good fuck.

(28-12-2010 19:58 )blackghostuk Wrote:  There is one name that I AM surprised never made this list....


Danica! Looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and... well, that's the thing... knowing that, would she not be on your list?

She probably wouldn't turn up..

Lori for me, i love a girl who does all the work

(28-12-2010 20:50 )Mr Head Wrote:  

(28-12-2010 19:58 )blackghostuk Wrote:  There is one name that I AM surprised never made this list....


Danica! Looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and... well, that's the thing... knowing that, would she not be on your list?

She probably wouldn't turn up..

Well... Yeah... I hadn't thought about that!