LittleEgg
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RE: RIP Bang Babes : Gone Bust...
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eccles
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RE: RIP Bang Babes : Gone Bust...
With so many babes looking for new jobs at the same time what we need is some kind of talent contest. Simon Cowell, Cheryl Code and Fern Cotton could run a 12 week prime time show on ITV or BBC called Simply Cum X Dancing. Simon because he has an eye for the ladieeees, Cherly and Fern cos I like them.*
The babes could do a series of competitive dances and 2-4-1s. There could be themed nights, baby oil, custard, dom/sub, rubber, girl next door, pre-menstrual babe.
To add tension, they would all get jobs but would be competing for better ones. Babes knocked out in the first round would go to a minging channel with poor picture quality, one candlewick bedspread and a studio in Hull. Second round would get a presenters job on Deal or No Deal or Sale of the Century ("Live from Norwich!"). Round 3 would find a weather girl for Channel 5.
* Imagine the footage when babes stay at Cheryls villa for boot camp.
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(This post was last modified: 11-01-2011 23:25 by eccles.)
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11-01-2011 23:24 |
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hedthorn
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RE: RIP Bang Babes : Gone Bust...
(11-01-2011 23:24 )eccles Wrote: With so many babes looking for new jobs at the same time what we need is some kind of talent contest. Simon Cowell, Cheryl Code and Fern Cotton could run a 12 week prime time show on ITV or BBC called Simply Cum X Dancing. Simon because he has an eye for the ladieeees, Cherly and Fern cos I like them.*
The babes could do a series of competitive dances and 2-4-1s. There could be themed nights, baby oil, custard, dom/sub, rubber, girl next door, pre-menstrual babe.
To add tension, they would all get jobs but would be competing for better ones. Babes knocked out in the first round would go to a minging channel with poor picture quality, one candlewick bedspread and a studio in Hull. Second round would get a presenters job on Deal or No Deal or Sale of the Century ("Live from Norwich!"). Round 3 would find a weather girl for Channel 5.
* Imagine the footage when babes stay at Cheryls villa for boot camp.
Now didn't Simon go out with the lovely Laura at one point a few years ago?
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11-01-2011 23:40 |
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