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hold on a min lindor i used the word special first to be fair to yoda .i said why is he so special. he said he was special cos of this and that, so i did say it first by asking why he was special. you see yoda lindor is a man utd fan and he says he is world class. i beg to differ cos iv told you i wouldnt have him cos i think theres better players in his position ok. im not going into it anymore ok..

(15-02-2011 23:59 )hitmeuptop Wrote:  can we just paul scholes out of this debate because it wont end well for any of you, the guy is a saint lol

if he kept the tackling to a minimum then he would be in best midfield in the world any brazilian world cup mids from 50's and 60's with messi, zidane (a hothead), iniesta/xavi. i am not saying scholes is rubbish, his passing and schooting are second to none. gerrard is a very good player when he wants to be.

barca at the moment have the most gifted and consistant team in europe and the world. spain would not have won the world without the barca players.

every team relfect the manager's personality.

(16-02-2011 00:00 )malicious fan Wrote:  so be a man and get over it.

Bit hard for me to do. After all i'm only 66cm's tall and look like this.......

(16-02-2011 00:23 )Master Yoda Wrote:  Bit hard for me to do. After all i'm only 66cm's tall and look like this.......

without sounding gay i just wanna say how cute are you.

gerrard would not get into barca's midfield, busquets (potentially the best def mid), xavi, iniesta (the best centre mids), with pedro and messi on the wings.

gerrard would get into everyone else's team. the problem is, like most england players, when he puts the eng shirt he becomes a tad rubbish.

lindor mentioned some players like maradona, zidane, ronaldo and romario. maradona his drug taking and handball have counted against when it comes to discussing who is the best of all time, zidane is abit of hot head. this discussion about who is the best of all time is a subjective and baised towards who people like some say maradona, others pele, zico etc.

its like when people try to detemine who is the best f1 driver, problem is the drivers are from different eras, cars and tech. its the same with football.

(16-02-2011 00:32 )malicious fan Wrote:  without sounding gay i just wanna say how cute are you.

I know. I hear that quite a lot. The women love me

yoda/heti (ncis la) always kicks ass, not sure about this forum's verision, maybe the force is growing. for me the only schmeichel and catona are man utd best prem league players. cantana's goal against sunderland is better than rooney's goal on saturday. schmeichel is better than van der sar.

I don't really care about the whole fernando torres transfer saga since i support arsenal. And the hate he gets although perhaps on the whole unfair, but some of the remixes of the old "His armband proved he was a red" by the liverpool faithful chants are hilarious.

£50 million, pack your bags Torres, Torres.
Good luck with plastic fans and flags, Torres, Torres.
Just ask Wayne Bridge and you will see
Bad things happen at Chelsea.
Fernando Torres, Terry will shag your wife

And then he proved he's not a red, Torres Torres.
I'm off to Stamford Bridge it said, Torres Torres.
He kissed the badge upon his chest,
Handed in his transfer request.
Fernando Torres, told us a pack of lies!

He said he'd always be a red. Torres Torres
You can't believe a word he says. Torres Torres.
He'll come back when he's in a strife,
and John Terry has fucked his wife.
Fernando Torres, all he does is whine.

His armband said he was a red Torres, Torres
He went to Stamford Bridge instead Torres, Torres
We sold the cunt for 50 mil
We checked the score it said 1 - 0
Fernando Torres youll never win in Blue

His Armband Lied He Was No Red, Torres, Torres
He's Just A Rentboy Like They Said, Torres, Torres
Into Our Backs He Plundged His Knife,
I Hope John Terry Shags Your Wife,
Fernando Torres, Chelsea's Number 9!

hitmeuptop thanking me, wow, and according im a liverpool fan. just like good football hence why i like abit of barca, cantona etc.

hetty/linda hunt (ncis) and yoda are never seen in the same place and the force is with them.


2 of the most scariest people except for babies with dirty nappies (rooney on a good/bad, you cant tell)

I posted another few on here last night. There are dozens of them!!

There are also a pile of Andy Carroll songs to the sound of the old Torres tune...

35 mill and now he's red Carroll Carroll,
he's got a dirty greasy head Carroll Carroll,
we hope he doesnt go to jail, but if he does we'll post his bail,
Andy Carroll Liverpools number 9!!

we always knew he was a red Carroll Carroll,
he's got a dirty greasy head Carroll Carroll,
he punched his bird and lost his his house, but we dont care that makes him scouse,
Andy Carroll Liverpools number 9!!

his asbo proves he's off his head Carroll Carroll,
he does cocaine and doesnt care Carroll Carroll,**
he likes his ale, he likes a fight but on the pitch he's dynamite,
Andy Carroll Liverpools number 9!!

**its a joke....we are not suggesting Andy Carroll uses drugs