How can I become porn star? Porn industry questions

Well a few questions.

1. I have a 7x5 penis. It is just over 7 inches erect long. and 5 inches around. I read I can jelq to make bigger also? IS this too small or what?

2. Ermmm, how do you get into the business. Is it ''hard'' in UK.

3. I have really big loads lol. this is a plus? Must be all the protein shakes I take?

4. Is it true that for men they usually have to start gay or do gay to make money? And little money to be made for men anyway?

5. NOt really a question but Im skinny and boyish (like justin beiber but taller) so Id prob only make money doing gay lol.... oh well iM not gay. BUt I guess if old men pay to watch young boys jerk off alone etc. Liek some of that gay emo pron stuff etc..not that I watch that but I have seen it. I could do that? Webcam etc?

6. Possibly due to my look I could get a job easier as like some ironic thing? AS in most porn stars are muscley big guys so it would be ironic if this justin beiebr looking kid with a relative (to his frame) huge dick was doing porn..Like some novelty thing lmao. Maybe that could happen? Im sure the hot girls would welcome a nice cute boy for a change (they do in real life ) lol.

7. Why asking? Well Im student in need of cash and cant get and dotn liek most part time jobs. I feel I have some assests, ok dick? slim/boyish, big cumshots? So, thats why I query. And I aint gonna be a gay prostitute before anyone suggets that.

Cheers.

Just apply to all those gay porn sites out there. Bound to be something sooner or later. The ones you 'don't watch or nuffink'.

Though, with your level of literacy I'd question your claim of a student.

I am glad I am not the only one who thought this guy was a joke!

I am being serious.

Well I cant get advice here where can I get advice?

(20-03-2011 17:45 )wnakmandango Wrote:  I am being serious.

Well I cant get advice here where can I get advice?

im getting something again, "try google that might work"

LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brilliant

The thing I like about this forum is just when you think you've seen and heard everything something like this comes along.....

it brightened up my day, no doubt. was having a really shit day until i read thru mr 'gay but not really gay's post.....pmao.

there are enough well known porn producers out there i reckon who you could write to. try ben dover or omar... though i think omar might quite like to test your bum out b4 even seeing your cock... now that might just tingle.....lol.....pmsl...!!!!

In all honesty you should get a "Porn Star" t-shirt and think of another way to make money.

Simple way to become a porn star:

1. Make some home videos of yourself performing (let's be honest, most UK porn is filmed in a home video style, with no expense spent).

2. Post them online (like this) and advertise them

3. Having built up a following of potentially interested 'customers', set up a website with a pay for membership element to host your videos.

4. Once you have enough invested capitol (haven't spent all your beer money) book a girl to star with you and make proper porn (there are numerous sites where you could advertise as a male porn performer in order to get work, but you will have to get your certificates first to prove health).

Good luck - you'll most likely need it