Football Banter

(20-03-2011 17:21 )Master Yoda Wrote:  Maybe the goalkeeper who conceded the goals lol

lol

(20-03-2011 16:57 )malicious fan Wrote:  half time watching chelsea man city game and bored. just wondered if 2 players score a hat trick in the same game, who gets the ball?

fergie, fergie's ball and he will go home with it so nobody can play.

Man City got what they deserved in that game - Mancini can be so negative sometimes setting up the team not to loose, rather than to win. Thats the danger about playing that way - you could concede late on and then there's no time to get back in it. I was on course to get two feathers in the Captain's game, now I'll have to settle for just the one thanks to Ramires!

(20-03-2011 17:21 )Master Yoda Wrote:  

(20-03-2011 16:57 )malicious fan Wrote:  half time watching chelsea man city game and bored. just wondered if 2 players score a hat trick in the same game, who gets the ball?

Maybe the goalkeeper who conceded the goals lol

What if its a 3-3 draw

(20-03-2011 18:09 )tim-the-bear Wrote:  What if its a 3-3 draw

In that case the ref keeps the ball coz both managers would probably blame him anyway

(20-03-2011 18:09 )tim-the-bear Wrote:  What if its a 3-3 draw

I would guess that either the player from the home team would get to keep the ball as it's the home club's ball (or is it? Who provides the matchball? The hosts or the association?), or maybe the first player to complete his hat-trick perhaps?

There could be another way, where the matchball is sportingly replaced by a new matchball for the remainder of the match to be played out with, whilst the original matchball is kept for one of the hat-trick heroes for later.

Right! Now that's sorted we can concentrate on sorting out the Libyan crisis...

apparantly the person to score 3 goals gets the ball if 2 or more players score a hat trick.

some players do enough "scoring" but not on the pitch.

To lindor's point about who provides matchballs, a new one is provided quickly when the ball goes out of play (such as to the keeper for a goal kick), so there would probably be plenty of matchballs to go round.

You'll note I've been careful to precede relevant mentions of the word "ball" with the word "match"

Foster (Birmingham), Green (West Ham), Hart (Manchester City); Baines (Everton), Cahill (Bolton), A Cole (Chelsea), Dawson (Tottenham), Jagielka (Everton), Johnson (Liverpool), Lescott (Manchester City), Terry (Chelsea, captain), Walker (Tottenham - on loan at Aston Villa); Barry (Manchester City), Downing (Aston Villa), Jarvis (Wolves), Lampard (Chelsea), Lennon (Tottenham), Milner (Manchester City), Parker (West Ham), Young (Aston Villa), Wilshere (Arsenal); Bent (Aston Villa), Carroll (Liverpool), Crouch (Tottenham), Defoe (Tottenham), Rooney (Manchester United).

thats the england squad for wales and ghana. crouch, defoe and rooney cant score let alone of the on the pitch. i could see wales and ghana beating this lot. there are no decent english strikers like shearer, sheringham, hurst etc

ps if you see double posts by me its because im using internet explorer9 and its crap.

(20-03-2011 20:15 )bigguy01 Wrote:  apparantly the person to score 3 goals gets the ball if 2 or more players score a hat trick.

some players do enough "scoring" but not on the pitch.

Im a Bradford City fan what the fuck is a hat trick ?