Is it weird to be completely silent during sex?

(26-03-2011 18:50 )Captain Vimes Wrote:  

(26-03-2011 18:34 )wnakmandango Wrote:  What is WUM''ming?

Cos I'm in a good mood and you have made me laugh I'll feed the troll.

WUM - Wind Up Merchant also known as Troll.

Oh but no I am the real deal.

I am a bodybuilder but Im slim like Bruce Lee...I guess My athletism makes me so horny

I could post pics and vids to prove all my claims

You've pushed it too far You started sounding like a very strange and slightly naive individual, but your latest claims and boasts show you to be the troll many assumed you to be.

Of course, if you are for real, I'm quite frankly terrified

(26-03-2011 19:03 )iloveMegan Wrote:  You've pushed it too far You started sounding like a very strange and slightly naive individual, but your latest claims and boasts show you to be the troll many assumed you to be.

Of course, if you are for real, I'm quite frankly terrified

Well I have lied about not one thing in this thread.

Am I different? Perhaps?

Weird? Perhaps

SO be it I dont wanna be the typical couch potato tv wathing dude.

I been playing sports and lfitig weights sicne a very young age and will continue to do so.

I guess this is why I have high testosterone and thought processes and sexual performance correletad with this trait.

(26-03-2011 18:51 )wnakmandango Wrote:  

(26-03-2011 18:50 )Captain Vimes Wrote:  

(26-03-2011 18:34 )wnakmandango Wrote:  What is WUM''ming?

Cos I'm in a good mood and you have made me laugh I'll feed the troll.

WUM - Wind Up Merchant also known as Troll.

Oh but no I am the real deal.

I am a bodybuilder but Im slim like Bruce Lee...I guess My athletism makes me so horny

I could post pics and vids to prove all my claims

yes you are a slim bodybuilder and diana and dodi are living on their own private island in the pacific and paul mccartney died in a car crash in 1966!

(26-03-2011 19:11 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(26-03-2011 18:51 )wnakmandango Wrote:  

(26-03-2011 18:50 )Captain Vimes Wrote:  

(26-03-2011 18:34 )wnakmandango Wrote:  What is WUM''ming?

Cos I'm in a good mood and you have made me laugh I'll feed the troll.

WUM - Wind Up Merchant also known as Troll.

Oh but no I am the real deal.

I am a bodybuilder but Im slim like Bruce Lee...I guess My athletism makes me so horny

I could post pics and vids to prove all my claims

yes you are a slim bodybuilder and diana and dodi are living on their own private island in the pacific and paul mccartney died in a car crash in 1966!

I can happily post pictures or a video.

YOu find it hard to believe some people actually work out, eat healthy and play sports? Im not large by any means. I was a very skinny kid I built myself up thorugh weights and still do. I am not big at all but I am ripped and muscular ie.. Bruce Lee, Bradd PItt, AMir Khan etc. slim but solid. I plan on getting bigger.

Maybe Im rare. I also have a degree in sports science. Whats hard to beleive? Obviosuly being largely introverted I spend a lot of my time to develop myself.

(26-03-2011 19:10 )wnakmandango Wrote:  Well I have lied about not one thing in this thread.

Am I different? Perhaps?

Weird? Perhaps

SO be it I dont wanna be the typical couch potato tv wathing dude.

I been playing sports and lfitig weights sicne a very young age and will continue to do so.

I guess this is why I have high testosterone and thought processes and sexual performance correletad with this trait.

I quite like the persistent trolls. In their ramblings there is humour. I've been playing sport and generally trying to keep fit from a young age, apart from the usual drinking binges, which will be picked up upon by wnakmandango as the reason for my failure, and all the women I've shagged have signally marked upon my high testosterone levels and high thought processess. When I say all of them, I mean of all them, you couldn't stop them talking about anything else, honest. In fact, some of the girls were so fascinated by these traits that they insisted upon talking about them instead of shagging. Still at least I was validated by a member of the opposite sex saying I was a man according to statistics. Which was nice.

(26-03-2011 19:15 )wnakmandango Wrote:  Maybe Im rare. I also have a degree in sports science. Whats hard to beleive? Obviosuly being largely introverted I spend a lot of my time to develop myself.

The point isn't really whether you're genuine or not - the point is why do you think anyone cares?

If you are as you describe and that sexually potent etc a) why do you have to pay for sex? b) why do you need validation from people on a forum based around the babe channels?

Don't say you don't, cause if you didn't you'd have dropped it by now.

That is what makes it all seem like bullshit - yes, people do workout etc. I just don't buy that you do. And pics etc don't automatically prove anything as they could be anybody - as has been pointed out before. Just normally it's guys pretending to be girls, not guys making out they're a modern day Adonis/John Holmes hybrid

(26-03-2011 19:25 )Sooky™ Wrote:  Just normally it's guys pretending to be girls, not guys making out they're a modern day Adonis/John Holmes hybrid[/color]

Erm I'll think you find that I am an Adonis/John Holmes Hybrid. Bloody women make assumptions too.

* Goes to the off-licence to survive the rest of the night after this comment.