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Have you ever?

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handsomeSOB Offline
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RE: Have you ever?
no, but i keep trying! lol

have you ever sneezed with your eyes open?

"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
14-03-2011 00:53
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RE: Have you ever?
No seemingly its impossible

Have you ever been given a blow job while driving
14-03-2011 01:43
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RE: Have you ever?
Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin (that means yes) ....on the A48 near Cowbridge in South Wales many years ago. Best thing was, we called in at a pub/restaurant about ten minutes later and the barmaid asked the then girlfriend if she'd like to see the menu, only for me to jump in with "no. she's already eaten" and the GF to go red enough to toast bread!!!


and similarly, have you ever fingered your girlfriend's hole whilst SHE'S driving!

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16-03-2011 22:16
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RE: Have you ever?
no, hopefully one day *fingers crossed*

have you ever used a word and not known exactly what it meant? (if so, what was the word)

"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
08-04-2011 17:11
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RE: Have you ever?
yes ( facetious) i know now!

have you ever called your girlfriend or wife by the wrong name?

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08-04-2011 18:55
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Livesey Offline
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RE: Have you ever?
No - im still here

Have you ever farted just before a girl you really fancy comes along and she knows is was you
08-04-2011 20:07
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RE: Have you ever?
(16-03-2011 22:16 )mr williams Wrote:  ....., have you ever fingered your girlfriend's hole whilst SHE'S driving!

I have. She wasn't amused as she hooked the shot off to the left and into the rough and I got a golf club in the back of my head. Not recommended!
08-04-2011 20:41
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RE: Have you ever?
(08-04-2011 20:07 )Livesey Wrote:  No - im still here

Have you ever farted just before a girl you really fancy comes along and she knows is was you

no

have you ever accidently tasted your own ear wax?

"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
08-04-2011 21:13
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Krill Liberator Offline
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RE: Have you ever?
(08-04-2011 21:13 )whoopah Wrote:  have you ever accidently tasted your own ear wax?
No - only ever by design.

Have you ever had a topical conversation, felt on top of the subject, and then discovered in the post-conversational self-analysis that you're a lot closer to being a narcissistic psychopath than you previously imagined possible?

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
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RE: Have you ever?
I've had many a conversation and then felt like a plonker afterwards for thinking I sounded too pompous and arrogant. Nontheless I've always apologised for my rudeness immediately! Does that count? Smile

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