Kelly Bell - Elite TV

Cant wait to see her standing in nothing but a tiny thong its goin to be some sight. If she gets the oil out ill be foaming at the mouth guaranteed.

(11-05-2011 18:07 )Rammyrascal Wrote:  i started my countdown ages ago lol. in the words of elliot carver (bond villain) "let the mayhem begin"

On thursday Kelly Bell will........

"Give the people what they want"

(James bond said that in the same film tomorrow never dies to Elliot carver (where Rammy's quote came from) before he killed him)

On Thursday, Kelly will be providing "exclusive broadcasting rights in China for the next hundred years"



*I may have screwed up this Tommorow Never Dies quote thing

After Kelly has done her night show performance..... "I want full newspaper coverage,I want magazine stores, I books, I want films, I want TV, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day, this is our moment! And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver Media Group!"

oh! fk i can smell a disaster looming...
i really do hope she lives up to all this hype and expectation...
if shes lying on the couch for 3 hours doing a danica i can see tomorrows headlines already...

"Kelly failed to ring my bell"
"Kelly Bell, puts on a GONG! show"
"Kelly Bell?, kelly trump, more like"

seriously calm gown guys 3 out of 5 of the day girls doing nights has been a let down, especially there first 1...

(12-05-2011 05:27 )HEX!T Wrote:  oh! fk i can smell a disaster looming...
i really do hope she lives up to all this hype and expectation...
if shes lying on the couch for 3 hours doing a danica i can see tomorrows headlines already...

"Kelly failed to ring my bell"
"Kelly Bell, puts on a GONG! show"
"Kelly Bell?, kelly trump, more like"

seriously calm gown guys 3 out of 5 of the day girls doing nights has been a let down, especially there first 1...

I agree HEX!T,time will tell.If their out, then at least it's a step up from the dayshows.If you like her look you'll happy,if you dont you wont.Kelly fans would be more than happy to see her laid there chomping on a veggie sausage all night.I will add if you call her,she's got "skills"

respect your comment hexit but i think kelly will deliver a good show this evening and tonight. having been a fan of kelly's for 8 years i know that she will not want to dissapoint her fans and make them unhappy. also kelly will have only agreed to do nights if she thought she could do a good show

t minus 11 hours and 17 min to go!!!!

T Minus 9 hrs 40 mins.Clocks ticking...Oi I said clock,wouldn't want to peak too early ! Oh & for anyone concerned over stamina issues tonight-try tantric tanking !

(11-05-2011 14:44 )Rammyrascal Wrote:  Hope everyone has stocked up on essentials...

Box of tissues: Check!

Not long to go now

(12-05-2011 05:27 )HEX!T Wrote:  oh! fk i can smell a disaster looming...
i really do hope she lives up to all this hype and expectation...
if shes lying on the couch for 3 hours doing a danica i can see tomorrows headlines already...

"Kelly failed to ring my bell"
"Kelly Bell, puts on a GONG! show"
"Kelly Bell?, kelly trump, more like"

seriously calm gown guys 3 out of 5 of the day girls doing nights has been a let down, especially there first 1...

Stick a movie on & watch something interesting (",) like I always say, don't like me don't watch me, besides I'll probably do once a month & start off slowly & build things up