Talented individuals who don't try hard enough don't go down well in dear old Blighty. We would much rather have a 100% committed performer than some mercurial talent who leaves us short changed even if the highs are so much higher.
I am so bored by these channels at the moment. It's not just Danica that can't be bothered but her decline curve is so much steeper. When she stood up last night and removed her bra she looked sensational. The camera cruised around her fabulous frame, paused for a moment and then the cameraman, Danica, anyone within 10 feet were zapped by some apathy ray of unknown origin. Possibly a non performance related ray scheme of some description. Perhaps the dreaded, guaranteed contract aliens have escaped with Danica's soul.
In all seriousness though, I sought solace elsewhere last night. Becky looked beautiful but was just side on wiggling arse. Rachel ditto but back to camera. Lori was, well, Lori. Flicking through the other channels was a mixture of not my types and same old same old. I was utterly bored.
The days of see-throughs and flash the gash are dead as far as Elite are concerned as financial oblivion hangs over their somewhat submissive defeatist heads. Others might take the odd chance (while reporting others.......bastards) but you have to be a dedicated and lucky viewer to catch a glimpse these days. This pathetically puritanical state of affairs is laughable. Teenage pregnancy capital of Europe but don't show labia or say c**t after midnight or the kids that are busy shagging anyway might get the wrong idea.
I have given up with suggestions regarding Danica (I think she took some notice at some stage but to be honest I wouldn't read these forums anymore if I was her) and I don't get off by incessantly slagging off models, some still in their late teens or early twenties trying to make a living. Our investment for the most part is minimal with some dedicated exceptions and possible scam victims I know.
The only thing keeping my attention are the new girls that have started appearing and the blind belief that some of the gorgeous looking day talent will eventually turn to nights. I'm not holding my breath though.
So an impassioned plea. Please Elite, Danica,somebody,anybody! Bring some fresh creativity and imagination into these shows before everyone dies on their arse. I would hate for my wife to come downstairs one morning and find my pathetic mummified body stuck to my favourite armchair by the plasma tv. Glued there by my own now dried flesh juices. Remote control locked in my hand lodged between the exposed finger bones. My unfashionable trousers around my ankles and my manhood looking like an aged and shrivelled eunuch's cock.
Who said melodrama was dead?