Who's the best babe for phoning whilst having a daytime wank? + Other Questions & Advice

i dont see the point in wanking over nothing pointless.

cherryryder Wrote:Haha!

The whole premise of the thread is to extract information on babes who talk dirty without talking dirty if that makes sense...inuendo, suggestion, symbolism etc. etc.

lol am guessing some people don't comprehend all that. Simple things for simple people........

Hazhard Wrote:i dont see the point in wanking over nothing pointless.

I'm not gonna bother repeating Scotsman's question to you..

i see this isnt goingwhere , besides maybe i shouldn't be posting in this thread seeing as a never have had a wank over these daytime shows.

It's just that you seemingly aren't reading what people have said or completely can't grasp the concept of what we're all saying.

Thanks for being a wet blanket.

Scotsman Wrote:It's just that you seemingly aren't reading what people have said or completely can't grasp the concept of what we're all saying.

Thanks for being a wet blanket.

sorry scotsman

Scotsman Wrote:It's just that you seemingly aren't reading what people have said or completely can't grasp the concept of what we're all saying.

Thanks for being a wet blanket.

I was watching Dannii the other day and I swear she was slagging off her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend to the callers, saying he had a small cock. Try to drop it into conversation mate next time and tell her your BIG!

Emmaspuppy Wrote:I wonder how many daytime callers take every inuendo the girls say in their literal sense?
I used to ring up completely oblivious to it all. Like the time I rang Holly Mcguire and she said,
'Oooh, something's telling me a hot girl would be right up your street right now?"

Imagine my dissapointment when I got there only to discover a dog being sick under a burnt out landrover!

LMFAO

OK so to add to the amazing calls I had with Michelle Thorne and Dannii Harwood, I called Kelly Bell today and wow, it might actually have been the best and naughtiest one yet. At times it was basically like out and out phonesex.

She asked if I had been a good boy or a naughty boy lately, and I said I was being naughty right now. She asked what I was doing, so I said playing. Not the smoothest response, I know, but then she asked if there was anything she could do to make my game better. I said she could give me a massage so she described a massage until the point it got to massaging me 'between my legs', as she put it. She asked if there was any other way she could massage me, so I said with her boobs. She basically started describing a tit fuck, even saying she would lick the end for me. She even asked where I'd like to put it when I'm finished, so I said her face and she started talking about it messing up her makeup etc. It was fucking hot!

Then someone on set asked her about lunch or something, and she started talking about vegetables. She said she loves carrots, loves to peel the skin off a carrot and suck it! She was saying she had a fetish for sucking things, taking them right down her throat, making her eyes water etc. I couldn't believe she was getting away with it to be honest. Then she said she loves unwrapping a chocolate bar and licking the tip, licking up and down it's length etc. I said she could get chocolate all over her face in a minute and she stood up and got close to the camera, telling me to give her a present, she wanted it, her face was ready for it, could I hit her from there etc.

Another fucking hot daytime call!

Scotsman Wrote:OK so to add to the amazing calls I had with Michelle Thorne and Dannii Harwood, I called Kelly Bell today and wow, it might actually have been the best and naughtiest one yet. At times it was basically like out and out phonesex.

She asked if I had been a good boy or a naughty boy lately, and I said I was being naughty right now. She asked what I was doing, so I said playing. Not the smoothest response, I know, but then she asked if there was anything she could do to make my game better. I said she could give me a massage so she described a massage until the point it got to massaging me 'between my legs', as she put it. She asked if there was any other way she could massage me, so I said with her boobs. She basically started describing a tit fuck, even saying she would lick the end for me. She even asked where I'd like to put it when I'm finished, so I said her face and she started talking about it messing up her makeup etc. It was fucking hot!

Then someone on set asked her about lunch or something, and she started talking about vegetables. She said she loves carrots, loves to peel the skin off a carrot and suck it! She was saying she had a fetish for sucking things, taking them right down her throat, making her eyes water etc. I couldn't believe she was getting away with it to be honest. Then she said she loves unwrapping a chocolate bar and licking the tip, licking up and down it's length etc. I said she could get chocolate all over her face in a minute and she stood up and got close to the camera, telling me to give her a present, she wanted it, her face was ready for it, could I hit her from there etc.

Another fucking hot daytime call!

classic call fellow kelly wank fan just had similar call with the naughty lil mix this morning she must love cum in her mouth because that's where she wanted mine