Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

"Hazel Bond, star of Elite tv and Bangbabes...This Is Your Life"

Hazel got straight on to her agent when she reaslised the new Bensons for Beds advertising campaign might run into problems with ofcom.

"H E L P - there's a fucking huge spider crawling towards my fanny..."

or (following on from astonv1's first post)

"I was aiming the ball and fired one off, then another, then another and suddenly I was going like a Gatling gun. But I quickly ran out of balls so my last shot was a load of my juices splattering all over the place, most of which seems to have caught my producer right in the face. He doesn't look happy about it"

Hazel "FUCK CWPUSSYLOVER JUST WALKED IN THE STUDIO"

on a separate note, what a brilliant idea for a thread!

"uh-oh, i'm gonna wet myself... on tv! shit, shit, shiiiiit!!!!!!....what do you mean 'what am i wearing?' YOU CAN SEE ME ON THE TELLY!...i don't suppose you know how to stop wanting to have a wee without actually weeing, do you?... no?! well, fuck off then!!"

(18-06-2011 19:01 )whoopah Wrote:  "uh-oh, i'm gonna wet myself... on tv! shit, shit, shiiiiit!!!!!!....what do you mean 'what am i wearing?' YOU CAN SEE ME ON THE TELLY!...i don't suppose you know how to stop wanting to have a wee without actually weeing, do you?... no?! well, fuck off then!!"

That one is mental, but when I got to the end and read the "no?! well, fuck off then!!" bit, I let out this really loud involuntary laugh

Here's a quick update of the current runnings and a note regarding how this will work in the long run:

Current 1st place: Terence with 11 votes/thanks
2nd: disco-dave with 9
3rd: thinwhiteduke with 7

Once the winner has been decided on the closing date, this whole thread will be archived by one of the mods, in the "fun and games" section of the forum. I will then create a new thread, here, for the next round. The winner of the previous one will then post his image and the competition can begin again. This is too avoid confusion regarding what captions belong to what image, as there will only ever be one image in each of the threads. Hope that all makes sense.

"After being snapped awake and finding that she was spread stark naked on the floor, Hazel realized it had been a mistake to let her new friend 'CW' show off his hypnotic skills."

(18-06-2011 23:18 )StanTheMan Wrote:  Once the winner has been decided on the closing date, this whole thread will be archived by one of the mods, in the "fun and games" section of the forum. I will then create a new thread, here, for the next round. The winner of the previous one will then post his image and the competition can begin again.

I've split your first post into two posts. So your opening post with the rules can stay here permanently, and the remaining posts can be split after the contest ends. I can add any edits to your first post as required. Then the winner can just post their new cap when instructed to by you.

"Caty, yesterday's modelling assignment was a little bizzare. They asked me to lie down and then they brought out this fucking machine".