Have you ever?

no, i don't drink

have you ever not used no double negatives to not get nobody to not agree to nothing you didn't want nobody to not agree with?

No I cant ever not remembering to not using double negatives

Have you ever changed your phone Language. I thought it would be clever yesterday to change mine to portuguese, as I was texting in to My Miss World.
What a cock, it took me 3 hours to figure out how to change it back!!

no, i don't have a mobile

have you ever believed it's not butter? lol

Yes.

Have you ever sucked up to the boss so he would like you more.

no, i've not had a job before

have you ever said something that you've never said before, that you'll probably never say again, and that didn't quite suit the situation of the time you said it?

Many times.

Have you ever pretended to like something you really hated just to impress a girl?

no, if i hate something, i really hate it no matter what

have you ever actually gone onto compere-the-meerkat.com? (i don't know who would be dumb enough to confuse the two... they shouldn't be allowed to drive)

No I use the opera singing lot "gocompare" who should also be horsewhipped.

Have you ever been knocked out playing sport (I have twice in my Goal-keeping days 20 years ago).

No.

Have you ever dashed to use a public convenience only to find there is no toilet paper and ended up using your finger instead, ( a true story, somebody i went on holiday with did this, he called it wipe n wash ).

fuck no!

have you ever taken an upperdecker (when you take a shit in the upper tank not the bowl!)??


courtesy of macgruber!