Having A Daytime Wank - Chat & Tips

As many might've noticed in the daytime forum, for me lately, getting a hot and horny call from a daytime babe has become an art form that I'm trying to perfect. It can be pricey and it can take a lot of effort but sometimes you just strike gold and a brilliant horny day chat can be ten times as sexy as a nighttime chat in my opinion.

I feel I've amassed some good techniques in my recent forays into daytime wanking, so hopefully this be useful to the guys who sit there dying to talk filth to a daytime babe but think it's not going to happen. So here's some things you should know...

1. Expectations - You need to go into a daytime call with realistic expectations. These girls would probably lose their job if they went for full on filth. You won't hear them saying 'I want to suck your fucking cock' like they do at night time because they just can't. It's better if you know that going in because if you expect that, they'll hang up on you and you'll be disappointed. You should also be prepared for a boring call discussing holidays that never leads to any filth, which brings me onto...

2. Picking the right girl - There are some daytime girls who will just not allow you any type of horny fun at all. They'll ramble on about boring, boring stuff that will kill your hard on and cost you a ton of money as you wait for some slight incline of filth which never arrives. Sometimes these are even girls who have done nighttime shows in the past, like the gorgeous Dani T. For all the filth she used to talk at night and the PVC catsuits she wears on the show she will not get you off during the day.

Usually it's obvious which girls are up for filth and which aren't but sometimes you just never know. To help you out, below I've put a list of girls I've either expierence or heard about. I've seperated them into categories of Filth, Potential and Boring. The Filth girls will gladly get you off and bend the rules to do so. The Potential are girls who might do it if you coax them enough or even just catch them at the right time. The Boring girls are the ones who like to talk about your job and your holidays.

-Filth: Dannii Harwood, Michelle Thorne, Kelly Bell, Tiffany, Carmen, Abbee, Minnie, Lynsey Atkinson
-Potential: Vicky Thomas, Fernanda, Lisa Marie Burke, Cleo, April
-Boring: Hannah McIntosh, Ali, Dani Thompson

3. Looks can be decieving - As I touched on in the last section, Dani T will lay there in a PVC catsuit and thigh high boots, but won't say a single thing to get you off so looks can definately decieve. A lot of girls also have a great technique of making it look like they're talking filth when they're not, so when you're horny as hell, you can sometimes talk yourself into believing that they are. This is dangerous and can be costly, stick to girls who you know are willing to get you off.

4. Use 'code' or innuendo - The best way of getting filth from these girls is code and innuendo. I've heard Kelly Bell on the phone using 'massage' as a code. Like she said instead of a massage with her hand or mouth, she could give a special massage with her boobs and she could even get the end with her tongue. With Dannii Harwood, I used things like saying 'I'm sexually frustrated and I'm relieving that right now. Would you like it if I relieve it etc.' With a pornstar like Michelle Thorne, it's easy as you can just discuss her scenes with her and say you want to act out certain parts etc.

Some girls on The Pad seem to be fairly relaxed with what is filth and what isn't, like I've heard Kelly mentioning oral and toys etc. and Michelle Thorne even said 'up the bum' so there's the occassion direct mention of stuff like that, but mainly it's indirect and suggestive.

If there's any more I can think of, I'll add to this. Obviously parts of this are my opinion and no-one should get offended by it.

Inspector Scotsman, signing off.

This must have taken a lot of investigating, I appreciate you sharing your classified information

You should offer qualifications by post Scotsman. The Open Legs University.

It seems like Scotsman, Al4 and Cherry Rider have a PHD in Daytime Wankage Studies!

That's Professor Scotsman I think you'll find.

My investigations have landed me with an epic phonebill but I still conducted another study with Kelly Bell today. She passed with flying colours and definately solidified her position in the Filth bracket.

I like scotsman am very into some daytime fun with the girls, michelle thorne is a fav girl but vikki t, kelly bell, fernanda and sophia lares when she was on the other morning have all been happy to help me along the way something about these pad girls at the moment Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm infact just enjoyed a VERY nice call with the naughty kelly bell she asked what i was up to so i said enjoying the view on my screen mmmmm she replied sounds like ur "enjoying" it a lot so i let her hear my cock slapping back n forth wow nice action she replied if i was with u where would u like to finish off couldn't belive my luck & i didn't have to try to get her talking filth she was right up for it straight away, so i said where ever u want me to shoot bb it all yours, my front door, my backdoor, my face, my mouth or my big boobs was her reply how about a little bit on ur font door step the rest on ur face dripping on to ur tits was my request go for it was her answer if i just tip my head back & open my mouth i can catch sum in there aswell so i just had to oblige thk you kelly she also told my how she has her clit pierced and loves how it feels rubbing with her tight pants on deffinatly worth every penny for a call, great cure for a hangover on a sunday

Yeah I had an amazingly filthy call with Kelly earlier today. Below are my recent 'reviews' of daytime calls...

Scotsman Wrote:OK so to add to the amazing calls I had with Michelle Thorne and Dannii Harwood, I called Kelly Bell today and wow, it might actually have been the best and naughtiest one yet. At times it was basically like out and out phonesex.

She asked if I had been a good boy or a naughty boy lately, and I said I was being naughty right now. She asked what I was doing, so I said playing. Not the smoothest response, I know, but then she asked if there was anything she could do to make my game better. I said she could give me a massage so she described a massage until the point it got to massaging me 'between my legs', as she put it. She asked if there was any other way she could massage me, so I said with her boobs. She basically started describing a tit fuck, even saying she would lick the end for me. She even asked where I'd like to put it when I'm finished, so I said her face and she started talking about it messing up her makeup etc. It was fucking hot!

Then someone on set asked her about lunch or something, and she started talking about vegetables. She said she loves carrots, loves to peel the skin off a carrot and suck it! She was saying she had a fetish for sucking things, taking them right down her throat, making her eyes water etc. I couldn't believe she was getting away with it to be honest. Then she said she loves unwrapping a chocolate bar and licking the tip, licking up and down it's length etc. I said she could get chocolate all over her face in a minute and she stood up and got close to the camera, telling me to give her a present, she wanted it, her face was ready for it, could I hit her from there etc.

Another fucking hot daytime call!

Scotsman Wrote:OK so I thought nothing was going to top Michelle and top this amazing call. And, although this maybe doesn't top it, it certainly equals it.

I called Dannii Harwood tonight. We started chatting, the usual stuff but she was straight away asking if I liked her outfit and told me to go to her website to see some naughtier pics. So I went as we chatted, looked at topless pics and we talked about her tits and her legs etc. She said if I joined, I'd get to see down below so we started talking about her pussy.

Then it got really filthy! She asked who I lived with, I lied and said a flatmate and she said I should get him to call too. So I went with it and said we could both call at the same time and if she'd like that! She said she'd love two 'callers' at once and we started talking about how many 'callers' she's had at one, girl 'callers' etc.

I thought that was good, but it got even better. She had made holes in the couch with her heels, and she was thrusting her heel in and out of one of them, saying she gets sexually frustrated. So I said I was sexually frustrated just now. She asked what I did to relieve it so I said I call girls like her!

Then I said I was going to relieve some of that frustration right now, meaning I was going to cum. So she said "Go on then, do it!" I asked if she'd like it etc. This went on for a while, with her daring me, double daring me etc. She even said "Here" and started rubbing just above her tits! I said yeah, or higher. So she said "Here?" and put her finger in her mouth, saying she likes it there etc. Then she started casually, subtly sucking the top of her finger and that was it, I had to blow!

Unbelievable chat! I actually think it was hotter than my chat with Michelle! Un-fucking-believable. Everyone should call her for daytime filth!

Scotsman Wrote:I know I sung her praised the other day, but I just had THE BEST possible daytime wank with Michelle Thorne.

I called her and started chatting to her. After a minute or so, she remembered me from Wednesday and asked what we spoke about. I told her we spoke about her films and we started talking again and here's the masterstroke: I told her I was watching the Titney Spheres audition scene as I was chatting to her! I was actually watching it too as it was very hot talking to her at the same time.

So she started asking me what my favourite part is, I told her the end part and she was like "Yeah, would you like to do that to me?" etc. Asking me what other parts I liked, so I said the bit where she was bent over and she said "Bent over the desk? Yeah...up the bum?" I was shocked she actually said it. Then she was asking if I'd done that to a girl, if I'd like to etc. She asked what I'd do if I was there and I told her I'd like to act out that scene with her and she was saying she'd like that, if it would turn me, if it was my ultimate fantasy etc.

It really must've been as close to phonesex as you can get during the day. I told her I was going to do what the guy does at the end, asked her if she wanted me to, if she liked it etc. She got right up to the camera for me, waiting for it! It was amazing.

Scotsman Wrote:MICHELLE THORNE!

Hands down my new daytime favourite. I called her today in her sexy red and black lingerie. I'm sure she could tell right away what I was up to as she asked if I'd seen her in anything else so we started discussing her porn work, mainly Titney Spheres. She was asking me if I liked it, what my favourite part was etc. I told her the bit at the end and she was like 'Oh yeah, the shot at the end...' in a really slutty voice.

The convo went on and we discussed her tits as well, how I like big, fake, round tits etc. She asked what I had for dinner and I said a big sausage so she told me how much she liked big sausages and ketchup lol. Great daytime call.

You ever thought about writing a book about this stuff, Scotsman? Could a be an opportunity to corner a market that I doubt has much competition. I mean, i've never seen this stuff in Waterstones?

Ha, maybe I should! Hopefully it'd sell enough copies to keep my phone line on since Orange like to disconnect me!