Have you ever?

WTF??? Taking a dump in the upper bowl??? LMAO who would do that?

Have you ever taken a piss on the side of the toilet bowl because it is quieter?

yes, once, at about 4 in the morning after wrestling finished (before we got sky+)

have you ever met anybody called mary christmas, teresa green or gordon bennett .etc?

No,but i did used to go out with a girl called Stacey Stacy.

Have you ever been mugged whilst sleeping rough?

Nope

Have you ever invented a drinking game whereby you drink a shot of Jack Daniels each time one of the girls impatiently wiggles their phone in the hope to attract callers?

(this explains my long absence...I've been off my face for months )

no


have you ever farted so hard that it hurt?

(24-06-2011 15:40 )whoopah Wrote:  have you ever met anybody called mary christmas, teresa green or gordon bennett .etc?

In junior school there was a Sean Nutt who had a sister called Hazel.....

and one of my ex-girlfriends was in school with Sidney Kidney.....


...but to get back to the last question

no

but have you ever farted so hard that you shat yourself?

Many times!

Have you ever ejeaculated on / in something that wasn't a tissue/towel/sock/a person?

No

Have you ever hated your boss so much that you superglued all the drawers in his office shut?

No.

Have you ever masturbated in a public place?

no

have you ever stubbed your toe etc. got angry about it, kicked something and hurt yourself more?