Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

Ving Rhames prepares for his guest role in a porn remake of one of his most famous films 'Pube Friction'




(An overweight Samuel L Jackson in 'Charmine On A Plane' didn't sound as good)

Afroman's bigger balder brother had found a novel way to loosten the top of his jar of pickles.

or...
Afroman's bigger balder brother had found a novel way to moisten the papers for his roll ups.

Why can't she use the dildo like everyone else!!! It's bad enough I have to retrieve the damn phone. But having to listen to the muffled cries of callers, shouting "I'm in the shit" is just too much.

charmaine and megan's game of hide the dildo takes a turn for the worst

HELLOOOOO HELLOOOOOHELLOOOOOHELLOOOOOHELLOOOOOHELLOOOOOHELLOOOOO

Charmaine : Can you take your ring off it's irritating me.

Megan : Fucking hell Charmaine, that's his wrist watch.

the muff diving club from muff, derbyshire seem have been booked under the wrong impression

"so that's where osama bin laden was hiding"

sexstations version 2girls and a cup has a new twist to it.