Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

"And the winners of the 2011 Sexiest Siamese Twins award are..."

(Hey, if it ain't broke!...)

Man with hairy coconut head gets laid

"practise over danielle. i hope your going to wear something more suitable for our tandem jump tomorrow or you'll freeze your tits off, literally !"

"I should have known buying her that strap-on for her birthday was a bad idea".

Danielle has a slight mishap doing her Eddie The Eagle impersonation.

Danielle "LOL,if I had talc on my arse they would know I just farted,LOL"

On his first job of the day the BT engineer had no reason to expect a Mission Impossible style attack from the predatory mistress Danielle.

the auditions for the next superman film werent what the producers were expecting

Cheers Stan. That's the caption I was going to use if I ever won

Ah well, here goes:

I don't think this is what they meant by 'Safe Sex'."

(I know I’ve used the safe sex gag already, but as Forum Sty_e said: “if it ain't broke!...)

danielle: "your starting a prison sentence tomorrow! well you better get used to this position!"