Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

Anastasia say's to her caller "listen here, you little twerp, I'll talk dirty to you, I'll play with my tits if you like. But I'm not going to take a shit live on TV just cause it turns you on!"

when i said your shit anastasia, i didnt mean have one!!!!

"Phwooar! What did you say you're wearing, caller? Your school uniform? Phwooooaar!"

Anastasia realising that taking a piss on a babe channel can be tricky business!!

Anatasia spearheads the new Wickes' door sale campaign

It was only after suddenly needing a shit, that Ana realised she was crapping in the shower...Hazel had to hide the corner to not get hit!

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The caller thought he was getting the best out of Ana, hearing her moan and groan...until he saw the shit. He then realised what the moaning was all about...he hung up, disappointed!

Nah caller your suggestion didnt work, drains still choked, guess ill have to buy a plunger after all

Anastasia thinking "Jamie won't find thiiiiiiiiiiis until he puts his dressing gown on!"

... press 1 after the tone to speak to the onscreen babe
... press 5 to listen in on her conversation
... press 8 to watch her squeeze one out in the shower

In the early days of the babechannels there was less regard for ofcom senstivities.

Anastasia does her impression of naked Sooty.

Anastasia sits down suddenly and finds the shampoo.