Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

(31-08-2011 16:17 )Money_Shot Wrote:  There was me thinking it had something to do with JIZZ ?!

No you're right, I was referring to jizz
...
There's a sentence I never thought I'd say

Anyway, ejaculation aside and onto the important business of this weeks Screencap Caption Competition



*Credit to quiquems for the cap

Thanks to rickhardo and good luck

Hazel: "Get off me! This is not what the guy meant when he said 'spitroast' !!"

Delta taking advice from a rodeo cowboy caller : 'So after I have caught and roped my babe,I need to brand it?'

delta: "duck down a minute hazel, so mr female caller, if i roll a seven, what do i win?"

Delta forgets the tomato sauce again.

Delta: " I think the Instructions for the HazelBot3000 say i need to insert the batteries here..."

the invisable man strikes again.

hazel wind power is too strong for delta's grip on the microphone.

caller sings to delta "lets go fly a kite"

I didn't know colonic irrigation would be like this!

"delta, when I said put it in the slot, I didn't mean put it in THAT slot" "

... and that's why you shouldn't let two half-naked women have superglue