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The confusing thread
i thought this would be a good idea, since it's the fun zone on the forum, say what you want, within reason, but say it in a long-winded, confusing way, for example, "i'm going to the dentist" would be something like, "later on today, i'll journey towards the oral helper, hoping to get my teeth sorted" or something to that effect
i awoke from a seemingly forgetable dream, as i do not remember it, not even an hour ago, how are you all?
"Don't quote me on that"
People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...
all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
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18-09-2011 09:15 |
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handsomeSOB
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RE: The confusing thread
i thought i'd recite the current version of the alphabet whilst i decide what breakfast i'll soon be eating
the first letter of the alphabet, the second letter of the alphabet, the third letter of the alphabet, the fourth letter of the alphabet, the fifth letter of the alphabet, the sixth letter of the alphabet, the seventh letter of the alphabet, the eighth letter of the alphabet, the ninth letter of the alphabet, the tenth letter of the alphabet, the eleventh letter of the alphabet, the twelfth letter of the alphabet, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet, the fourteenth letter of the alphabet, the fifteenth letter of the alphabet... i've now decided on my choice of breakfast
"Don't quote me on that"
People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...
all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
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18-09-2011 10:42 |
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RE: The confusing thread
(18-09-2011 10:42 )whoopah Wrote: i thought i'd recite the current version of the alphabet whilst i decide what breakfast i'll soon be eating
the first letter of the alphabet, the second letter of the alphabet, the third letter of the alphabet, the fourth letter of the alphabet, the fifth letter of the alphabet, the sixth letter of the alphabet, the seventh letter of the alphabet, the eighth letter of the alphabet, the ninth letter of the alphabet, the tenth letter of the alphabet, the eleventh letter of the alphabet, the twelfth letter of the alphabet, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet, the fourteenth letter of the alphabet, the fifteenth letter of the alphabet... i've now decided on my choice of breakfast
alphabet spaghetti for breakfast
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18-09-2011 15:34 |
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handsomeSOB
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RE: The confusing thread
i just concocted a beverage after waiting for the water warmer to do it's pre-assigned duty, i then added the white liquid from a bovine animal, then i submerged multiple biscuits into the brewed mixture and exclaimed, "ahh, that's a very enjoyable thing for one to do"
"Don't quote me on that"
People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...
all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
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18-09-2011 15:54 |
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handsomeSOB
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RE: The confusing thread
(18-09-2011 16:00 )Chimpy Wrote: Cow jizz?...you forgot the part where you added the tea or coffee,so now it just sounds like you are playing soggy biscuit
ok, just for you, chimpy, i made myself a cup of tea and had some biscuits
"Don't quote me on that"
People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...
all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
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18-09-2011 16:07 |
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