Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

from austin powers: the spy who shagged me

"basil, if i travel to 1969 and i was frozen in 1967, presumably, i could go visit my frozen self, but if i'm still frozen in 1967, how could i have been unthawed in the nineties and travelled back to--oh no, i've gone cross-eyed"

Some classic Vince Masuka

Dexter: How do you know so much about hammers?
Vince: Not a tool I haven't played with, my friend.

Masuka: Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.

Masuka: I'm not telling her. This case was solved. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either

(09-10-2011 14:21 )whoopah Wrote:  from austin powers: the spy who shagged me

"basil, if i travel to 1969 and i was frozen in 1967, presumably, i could go visit my frozen self, but if i'm still frozen in 1967, how could i have been unthawed in the nineties and travelled back to--oh no, i've gone cross-eyed"

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The 2 best lines in The Departed:

family guy - christian bale (cb) shoutin at peter griffin (pg) terminator 4 audio tape.

cb: "seriously man, you and me were fucking done, professionally!"
pg: "wait just professionally, (gasps) are you asking me out on a date?"
cb: "fucking ass"

tom brady just seen a badly beaten brian come down the stairs.

brady: "gee, what happen to you (stewie glares are brian)
brian: "i, uh fell down the stairs"
stewie: "oh, you should be more careful, then"

brian:(wearing a fake moustache) "morning"
stewie:"good day to you sir,(stops) hey wait a minute what the hell!!":)

porky's 1981 - tallywacker scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcSuyZjjIM

austin powers in goldmember 2002 - the mole scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEExYuRelbg

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