Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

from me, myself and irene
"y'all come back, now, thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!"

"holy frankenfuck, snakes!" Deborah Morgan, dexter.

fresh prince of bel air

Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe - will phones his mom - "stop laughin, mom" line

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my8f0lNwB...628BF5731E

momma no!!!!!!!!! scene - season 5, ep 25 - will does a little dance at 0.31 - 0.35 lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFuKgleL63M

carlton shouts at uncle phil (then ashley!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQjjm67f...ults_video

From I'm Alan Partridge

Sonia: I have very difficult day at work. The new stock arrive and I have to cut the carrot cake."
Alan: "And they say nurses have it tough."

Dog Soldiers
Cooper: Go on then Bruce, what scares you?
Bruce: The self-destructive nature of the human condition.
Spoon: Youre just taking the piss now.
Cooper: What about you, Spoon?
Spoon: Castration.
Cooper: Theres no argument there. Joe?
Joe: Only one thing guaranteed to put the shits up me: a penalty
shoot-out.
Cooper: Figures. Terry?
Terry: Watching a penalty shoot-out... with Joe.
Bruce: What about you, Coop?
Cooper: Spiders. And women. And... spider-women.

Sergeant Harry Wells: Now listen up, I wanna make this quick, and to
the point, cos just like you all I want to do is get home, jump
into a warm bed with a nice hot woman and watch the footy.
Terry: Planning on scoring, Sarge?
Spoon: Yea, well mind you don't foul her in the penalty box.
Terry: Aww.
Wells: Alright, button it, Private Parts.

Spoon: So this bloke walks into a pub right, with a little dog under his arm. Puts it down on the bar, goes and sits down. The bar-tender's lookin' at him thinking "what the fuckin' hell's goin' on here?". Then he looks back at the dog, and to his surprise the dog turns around and...
[Dead cow drops into camp]
Cooper: Fuckin' cow.
Spoon: Fuckin' hell.
[Terry fires at it]
Wells: Cease fire, Terry. Cease fire.
Joe: Terry, what the hell are you doin'? You're firing blanks man.
Wells: Is everyone all right? Is everyone OK?
Spoon: Nah, man, I think I've shit meself

Megan: Move your fucking arse, soldier!
Cooper: Come on!
Spoon: I'm trying! Pull us!
Spoon (after being pulled through the window):I love it when a posh bird talks dirty!

the simpsons - bart 's inner child

homer: hey krusty, am bringin back the-
krusty: (cocks shotgun), you just keep right on drivin'!!

(homer's surprised), speeds away

from family guy

"hey, kids of america, it's hand-painted, wooden ball in a cup! toss the ball, catch it in the cup, dump it out of the cup, toss it, and catch it in the cup again, the ball is on a string, and attached to the cup, so there's no worry if you don't catch the ball in the cup, and clean up is as easy as catching a ball in a cup, so why spend another day not catching a ball in a cup, when you could be catching a ball in a cup"