Forum Awards 2011 - The Finalists

im filling a few stockings on the 24th!! with lots of spunk

(12-12-2011 18:43 )rickhardo Wrote:  I shouldn't imagine any of us sad, friendless losers will have anything else to do that day.

Speak for yourself rickLardo, I've got a big night of crying and/or wanking planned for that night.

Who's the "loser" now, eh?

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Sadly, I won't be able to make Sunday's ceremony because I'll be entertaining the troops with Heather Mills in Afghanistan. Anyway, I've given my ticket to Richard Clayderman who was desperate to attend, be gentle with him.

(16-12-2011 03:26 )Colbert Rules Wrote:  Sadly, I won't be able to make Sunday's ceremony because I'll be entertaining the troops with Heather Mills in Afghanistan.

Watch her, she tends to get pissed at this time of year. In fact she's been known to get utterly legl...I can't do it, I'm too ashamed.

(16-12-2011 03:26 )Colbert Rules Wrote:  Anyway, I've given my ticket to Richard Clayderman who was desperate to attend, be gentle with him.

bastard! you said I could have it!.... looks like i won't be there either lol

(16-12-2011 03:26 )Colbert Rules Wrote:  Sadly, I won't be able to make Sunday's ceremony because I'll be entertaining the troops with Heather Mills in Afghanistan.

(16-12-2011 13:31 )rickhardo Wrote:  Watch her, she tends to get pissed at this time of year. In fact she's been known to get utterly legl...I can't do it, I'm too ashamed.

Ric, you've shot yourself in the foot with that comment, seriously, you don't have a leg to stand on!

What? it was right there!

(16-12-2011 03:26 )Colbert Rules Wrote:  Sadly, I won't be able to make Sunday's ceremony because I'll be entertaining the troops with Heather Mills in Afghanistan.

Surely an event of this magnitude is being televised worldwide anyway, just like the Oscars are, so you should still be able to keep up with it wherever you are.

(17-12-2011 23:49 )archibald cockfoster Wrote:  Surely an event of this magnitude is being televised worldwide anyway, just like the Oscars are, so you should still be able to keep up with it wherever you are.

Ofcom have insisted that the ceremony is encrypted just in case cwpussylover wins anything. You can imagine his speech...

Yes but who would host such an event