Cricket Banter

the best sledging is flintoff to tino best "mind the windows tino" then tino tries to smash "wheelie bin" giles out of the ground and hes walking to the dressing room after getting out bowled or stump (cant remember). the aussies just insult people.

(06-04-2011 22:00 )Charlemagne Wrote:  No I'm not a fan of sledging...... If a team can't win on ability then they don't deserve to win at all. I'll just leave the sledging to the Aussies.

It's not just the aussies that engage in sledging. It's pretty much every team. Even the nice Sri Lanka team. I hate the aussies for doing sledging because they actually take the piss.

However this is pure hilarious from Kumar Sangakarra who plays for Sri Lanka. I love Kumar though because he is a great wicketkeeper, a great batsman and a genuine nice guy also.

But this sledging here just takes the piss from Mark Boucher.... As if he is such a great batsman himself. Oh that's right he isn't even in the South African team anymore

Shane Warne goes out to bat..

Wicketkeeper to Shane Warne. " Shane why are you so fat?"
Shane's reply "When you are out, I go round to you house and have sex with your wife. Afterwards she always gives me a biscuit".

Today the County Championship and IPL start.

Mark Waugh to James Ormond - “Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England.”

James Ormond to Mark Waugh - “Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my own family.”

Paul Collinson took 5-6 last night in a t20 match, and then anounched that he plans to leave Durham and move to Derbyshire.

(15-07-2011 06:26 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Paul Collinson took 5-6 last night in a t20 match, and then anounched that he plans to leave Durham and move to Derbyshire.

That's not what he said on Sky Sports News. He said he was willing to listen to what Derbyshire had to say but may stay with Durham: "I'm very much a Durham lad and it would take a lot for me to leave. But I have to accept that there are decisions to make and I will see what Derbyshire have to say."

Still marooned on 99 International Centuries since March.Can Sachin Tendulkar get there in the 100th Sydney Test,maybe an omen ?

the aussies will make sure he wont get it in australia.

I can see it happening in this test, he does have a decent record at the SCG, his best ground outside of Bangladesh on his travels I believe. I shall be watching tonight as much as I can.