Life Quotes (Famous or non Famous)

"Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."..... Eric Cartman.

"If they can kill the Kennedys why can't they make an instant coffee that tastes good?" - Homer J. Simpson

"WOOOOOOOOOO!!" - Ric Flair

got me to where i am today.... lol

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Self Improvement is masturbation."

Brad Pitt, Fight Club

Life is a constant limp dick,with the occasional hard on - Lars Ulrich

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on -The Angry Video Game Nerd

You could always depend on Winston Churchill for some memorable quotes.

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”

Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered. There was no one there........ Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos