our next prime ministers plan for new britain

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories...-21728511/

just don't moan about it when you are still working when you are 70 to pay for the debt that didn't as most like to think accidentally happen. as the toffs say 'we are in this together'. 'we' meaning workers facing pay freezes and job cuts as well as cuts to public services. not exactly little lord fauntleroy and all his upper class chums.

if you think labour are better you are probably high. this link will show you how long ago this financial collapse was in the making.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/po...55001.ece#

and no selling half our gold reserves at the lowest price possible was not just an accident either. brown is a so called money expert and would know when do sell them to either make the biggest losses or the biggest gains. guess which he picked?

unfortunately there is no solution as we brits just blindly stumble into the future that we all know is going to happen. may as well just go along with it isn't that right?

Theres a plan????

you shouldnt take tabloid newspapers too seriously, they thrive on worry mongerers....judgment day is inevitable

My Policies on.......

Immigration
With the current governments open-door policy,allowing anyone to come to our fair isle and take up residence without checking individuals for criminal records,giving them means tests or investigating any terrorist associations.I feel a new approach is needed in dealing with this blight on our heritage,so i propose the following,

1. Rental Visas,for an unbelievably reasonable TWO Thousand pounds a month an immigrant can rent a Visa for a period not exceeding twelve months.A one off registration payment of TEN Thousand pounds must be made payable to Commitee Against Separate Homelands or C.A.S.H for short.
2. Any woman that meets the strict selection guidelines,will automatically be granted citizenship.They are as follows,you must be between the age of 14-24,you must be between a size zero and a size six,you must have natural breasts nothing less than a c-cup will do,you must experienced in multiple techniques and you must be willing to be vetted by yours truly.
3. In a compassionate move,anybody not complying with the rental visa scheme will be offered free housing in a one of several new camps being built in The Shetland Isles,these camps are state of the art facilities,the designs based on the German holiday camps of the 1940's.
   

Healthcare
The N.H.S will be abolished.I see no need for a FREE healthcare service when a perfectly good private healthcare option is available,i myself belong to BUPA and it's a bit unreasonable that the hard working person such as i,has to support the work-shy element of society,whilst they walk around polluting the air with their noxious coughing and spluttering they could quite easily give up their 'booze and fags' and pay for treatment.

Housing
See above,with the new healthcare policy the average age expectancy will be drastically reduced,resulting in houses becoming vacant at a rate not seen since the black death.

Economy
The Bank of England will be relocated to Switzerland,to avoid paying contributions to the corrupt coffers of the EU.The bank will be renamed The A.B.Bank of Zurich and the new Governess of The Bank will be Ms.Sarah B'Stard,who will take control of the country's economy by taking a hands-on role in the country's spending.

Afghanistan
I would advocate the immediate withdrawal of our boys from a non-profitable place like that,what were we thinking going in there!! Instead i would bring about the re-establishment of The British Empire,my first target would be Australia,all that vast out-back,there must be oil out there somewhere.

Europe
Immediate withdrawal from the EU,i mean it's gone downhill since they let the Polish in.It used to be a great laugh,us and the Italians thinking of numerous ways of annoying the French and selling the Germans Bratwurst mountain to former Yugoslav republics.Now thanks to the Poles undercutting the market,it's got so a guy can't make a profit anymore.

Education
I take a special interest in the education of the countries young gir...er i mean children,why i myself have been known to take a very active role in the future of the students,whether it be by employing them at my numerous fast food outlets or by taking a hands on approach,by educating female grad students in the ways of ensuring a sucessfull job interview with millionaire buisnessmen.Let's not forget the children are our future,so by exploiting them now it makes it much easier in the future.

Green Issues
Re-cycling is so important to me,i've just opened a brand new plant in Wales,so the more we re-cycle the better.
I plan to introduce massive tax breaks and introduce financial incentives for the owners of re-cycling plants too encourage people to GO GREEN.

Perhaps he could lead the 'none of the above party' which should be on every voting party.

In the words of Billy Connolly 'the desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one'.

On a more serious note the conservatives need to not only overturn a current labour working majority of 62 (think that's right) and get a decent majority of their own in order to be able to govern with any real meaning - otherwise they risk losing votes in the commons left, right and centre when mp's are ill etc. So the most likely outcome at the next election is a hung (not very well hung, i'm guessing, couldn't resist) parliament and the party who governs will be decided on who'll give the liberal democrats the chancellors job.