Daytime Double Entendres

I've been dozing on and off (can't be arsed getting out of bed) while occasionally perving over Ruth's legs on This Morning on ITV1 as sadly, Holly Willoughby isn't on today.

Anyway, the usually annoying Eammon (condescending twat) Holmes has made me chuckle a few times already while talking about cooking. From the earlier "Slam in the ham" with corresponding hand actions comment, he's just raised the bar to "These are the nicest breasts I've come accross" before the break. I'm assuming he was referring to the turkey and not Ruth.

I'm very easily amused apparently

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