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Once I was having a wank and my ball sucked up out of my ball bag

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Once I was having a wank and my ball sucked up out of my ball bag
That was probably the scariest moment of my life. I honestly thought it was gone forever. I just laid there on my bad, close to tears, and thinking "That's it, I only have one ball, it's gone and there's no getting it back". Then, miraculously, it popped back down into my sack, and I was completely filled with joy. I wanted to tell people about it I was so happy, but I didn't because it would have been weird.

Ever lose a nad?
30-01-2010 21:17
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Its a tear jerkerSad Maybee you should sell your story to Walt DisneyBounceBounceBounce
30-01-2010 21:25
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(30-01-2010 21:17 )TSOJ Wrote:  That was probably the scariest moment of my life. I honestly thought it was gone forever. I just laid there on my bad, close to tears, and thinking "That's it, I only have one ball, it's gone and there's no getting it back". Then, miraculously, it popped back down into my sack, and I was completely filled with joy. I wanted to tell people about it I was so happy, but I didn't because it would have been weird.

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Lmao hahahahahahaha !Smile
30-01-2010 21:45
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(30-01-2010 21:45 )stoly Wrote:  Lmao hahahahahahaha !Smile

Have a little compassion wont you. Big Grin
30-01-2010 22:48
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RE: Once I was having a wank and my ball sucked up out of my ball bag
By "Once", I assume you mean "This one time" ... because a man that can wank one of his balls away has surely had more than the single onanistic occasion in his life.

Although, the true sadness of this story lies in 'Bert' contemplating a future without 'Ernie'.
I feel his pain.
30-01-2010 23:47
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(30-01-2010 23:47 )Forum Style Wrote:  By "Once", I assume you mean "This one time" ... because a man that can wank one of his balls away has surely had more than the single onanistic occasion in his life.

Although, the true sadness of this story lies in 'Bert' contemplating a future without 'Ernie'.
I feel his pain.

It's only ever happened once, and my God was is scary. Can you imagine? my left bollock was just gone, it was such a strange and depressing feeling. If it never came back down into my sack I would have probably killed myself.
31-01-2010 00:01
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I can only find this forum from my user CP. What the funk?
31-01-2010 00:49
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You could have jumped up and down a few times? I had an old chum who reckoned he could do it on demand - some martial arts thing apparently...

Brilliant sir!

Manners cost nothing...
31-01-2010 01:46
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its at times like these i suddenly have an urge to cup my balls, curl up in the fetal possition and cry
31-01-2010 18:33
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Hasn't this ever happened to any of you guys? Maybe I should count it as a special skill...
12-02-2010 18:31
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