hi all forum guys and girls

~~black knight~~ · 30-12-2009 17:46

hi guys and girls.especially the girls....prrrrrhhhh

my names homer j simpson and im an alcoholic.
no wait,wrong crowd...d,oh

so anyway,im on here to check out the girls....ssshhh,dont tell marge
where was i ?.oh yeah,my names homer and my lovely wifes name is marge we live in springfield and we have three,no two
marge? how many kids do we have?
three,ok sweetie,so that,ll be bart,lisa and santas little helper.
no! wait.that cant be right.
marge,whats the name of our third kid?
of course,its maggie...thanks honey

so as you know from my stupid start,i like to drink.
mainly duff at moes with barney,carl and lenny
and whichever mug will buy me a pint....lowsy cheapskates.

hey homer,what ya doin?
hey boy,buzz off and mind your own bizness

mum,homers looking at porn again
why you little....

homer leave him alone,you promised no more porn

oh but marge,its just a little forum where i can chat to the guys and spend more time indoors with you honey

sorry guys i gotta go,im in trouble with the mrs again

oh yeah,what the hells a rep?cus if its exercise i aint doing it theres a lot of good money gone into my sexy body.

nice to meet you guys Tongue