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4000 Posts but who's counting.??

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Gaz "AV1" Aston Away
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Post: #21
RE: 4000 Posts but who's counting.??
As everyone seems to be posting Rover related.....erm...things i decided that i would google "Rover" and see what came up...it was kind of slim pickings to be fair so i went with a joke......

A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff
when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats
alongside.

The dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is
looking quizzically at the dog when the second man
explains that they work for the airline.

The airline rep said 'Don't mind Rover, he is a
sniffer dog, the best there is, I'll show you once we
get airborne and I set him to work.'

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler
says to the first man, 'Watch this.' He tells the dog
'Rover, search.'

The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits
next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to
its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He
says 'Good boy.'

He turns to the first man and says, 'That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this,
and the seat number, for the police who will
apprehend her on arrival.'

'Fantastic!' replies the first man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The
dog sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few
seconds, returns to its seat and places both paws on
the handler's arm.

The airline rep says, 'That man is carrying cocaine,
so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat
number.'

'I like it!' says the first man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles.
Rover goes up and down the plane aisle and after a
while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing
back and jumps up onto the seat and craps all over the
place.

The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and
asks 'What the bloody hell is going on?'

The handler nervously replies 'He just found a bomb!'

*tumbleweed blows through the forum* laugh

Congrats on hitting the 4k mate...some great contributions and a great guy, keep it up Big Grin
(This post was last modified: 23-02-2010 23:34 by Gaz "AV1" Aston.)
23-02-2010 23:22
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Post: #22
RE: 4000 Posts but who's counting.??
Well done on the landmark Rover, and you're in the top 20 of forum posters too.
23-02-2010 23:32
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RE: 4000 Posts but who's counting.??
Well done Rover!

Workers of the world, unite!
10-03-2010 23:47
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