Funny News Stories

I was cracking up after reading this today pmsl:

Man jailed for selling fake penises

A California man has been jailed for six months for selling fake penises that helped men cheat on drug tests.

George Wills sold the Whizzinator along with a synthetic urine that could be used to fill it.

His partner, Robert Catalano, was sentenced to three years' probation.

LMFAO some people are seriously stupid.

Only in America lol.

(13-04-2010 18:30 )kalel76 Wrote:  Only in America lol.

Seems we were thinking the same thing lol.

Another funny story:

Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester, claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.

After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations--such as from a food processor, she says-- "turns her on." She was told by a doctor that she had suffered a damaged nerve that has provoked "persistent sexual arousal syndrome."

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Flowers says, according to the Daily Star's article "Nintendo Wii Made Me Nympho."

Diane Abbott wants to be leader of the Labour party,i thought that was funny.

Whaa??
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2010/...up-leaves/
so leaves from your garden OK - leaves from the roadside NO

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies...s_security
But how do you get rid of the bigger monkeys?

(13-04-2010 18:13 )kalel76 Wrote:  the Whizzinator

I bet you wont find this character in Smallville

(28-09-2010 21:58 )brummie Wrote:  But how do you get rid of the bigger monkeys?

You dont and so the Plant Of The Apes begins